You Too Can Be Jesse Jackson: Not Rhyming

In your best Jesse Jackson voice try not rhyming the following:

On Tuesday Imus didn’t like the rhyming words that are part of my schtick.
Truthfully he was acting like a big ( Pause) Richard.
So I no longer rhyme.
Fill in the blanks
and you’ll have my…Thh…gratitude.

John Edwards wants to cop a plea.
He hopes the prosecutors will aaaa……say yes.
Because that would be……bbb good.
He’s out on bail,
he doesn’t want to go to ….jjj prison.
He hopes they make the right  dddd…choice.
He’s afraid of jail life.
He’s a husband, he’ll be somebody’s wi...woman.
Prison life is sick.
He’ll be forced to suck his husband’s...toe.
See I could do it.

Mark Souder,
who looks like nasty clam ch...gumbo.
Didn’t think it was ….strange. 
Screwing out the br…mind
of someone working part...reduced hours.
The story made me want to take a shhh…bath.
Souder better do the ma….calculations.
It would’ve been cheaper if you engaged in masterba…If you had spanked your monkey.

Fuzzy w...was a bear.
He told rhymes that were beyond comp…That were pretty damn good.
The audience laughed as they shhh…
Because they wou..….um.
I don’t know why they laughed. S

Sadly Fuzzy had bad luck because he was working for some dumb…..fff guy.