You Too Can Be Jesse Jackson: Miss America

In your best game show announcer, civil-rights activist, Jesse Jackson voice say the following rhymes out loud:

The other night
to their sheer delight
Muslims caught sight
of a woman with a smile that was bright
looking resplendent in white
they couldn’t believe their plight
learning that 2010’s winner, was a...Shiite.
Pray as we might
that folks will be polite,
and treat her right
but you know they’ll be trouble, when she takes her next flight. 

Rima Fakih
was announced by the emcee
and added a new branch to the American beauty tree.
I know some of you may not agree,
find yourselves displeased,
and want a blonde blue-eyed reprise,
and hope that they seize
and take the keys
from this American beauty, born Lebanese.

She has beauty and talents, some that she doesn’t extol
because baby won money dancing on the stripper pole.
So what if she shook it for a bar to view?
As long as she wasn’t screaming Loo Loo Loo Loo.  
Some say she has family in Hezbollah
but she’s not acting bipolar,
hiding secrets in her molars,
being used by some foreign controller,
walking into Times Square with a bomb disguised as a stroller, b
eing wooed in a mosque by some Shiite holy roller,
sending a check to the Ayatollah.
Instead she’s walking with a sash on her shoulder
She’s the Miss America title holder,
no need for CIA file folders
looking for terrorist nests or hives,
we want this girl to thrive
and keep our Miss Universe hopes alive.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a bear
Watching the pageant he began to glare,
stare,
at the brown-eyed girl with the dark hair,
beyond compare.
She was so fine, it wasn’t fair.
Omigod Fuzzy went there .
Fuzzy was huffing,
Fuzzy wuz puffing,
Fuzzy screamed, sighed.
Look, there’s was a room full of stuffing