Using your best Reverend Jackson voice, say the following rhymes:

• I watched the Oscars, it was a bunch of jive. I told Tarantino to Keep Hope Alive!
• Giving Best Picture to Locker was no shocker, but I thought Inglorious should’ve been victorious.
• I didn’t know The Blind Side was a movie; I thought it was about Governor Patterson’s aide.
• Jeff Bridges won for Crazy Heart, it was a hell of a part. I must admit I thought I’d be steamin' that they didn’t give the statue to Morgan Freeman.
• Bridges was a child actor in Sea Hunt, and Monique won for playing  one vicious...woman.
• Gabby was on the red carpet wearing blue and looking hot. She said her dress was like a porno money shot.
• I like Baldwin, but the other is a piece of work. He said he was born a poor black child...what a jerk.
• Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear  Monique you need a to get a weed whacker to shave that leg hair. You’re beautiful, you’re talented, so you should know better than to walk around wearing a leg sweater.

It felt good didn’t it?