Tony's Random Thoughts

Octomom

Octomom, Nadya Sulaman says that she may not be through having babies. She said that in the distant future if she got married she would consider having one child with that man.

Is she nuts?  That child would have enough room in her studio apartment sized womb to stay in there until he’s 21.

In fact she could hire a teacher to walk in there five days a week to home school the child.

Womb schooling!

The teacher will walk in there, “Hey little fella what you drinking? Amniotic fluid. No. No thank you I brought my own water. By the way what kind of bushes are those out front?”

All of her 14 babies were born prematurely.  Any new child will also have to worry about a premature birth. A new baby will be hanging on for dear life. Her womb is so large it should come with a racer’s five point harness for the fetus  Hell every time she stands up he’ll fall out of there, swinging on his umbilical cord like he slipped trying to scale El Capitan.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/24/octomom-on-the-view-i-mig_n_475210.html

GM Ceases Production Of The Hummer

Well I guess if you want a Hummer you’ll have to get it the old fashioned way; Dinner, bar drinks, and some Marvin Gaye.

Inventor Ronald Howes

83 year-old Ronald Howes, the inventor of The Easy Bake Oven, has died.

The long time inventor will be cremated just as soon as they can find a light bulb big enough. What? Too soon?