On Sunday we will push our clocks ahead as Daylight Savings Time returns, one of the surest signs that Spring is imminent.  We here at the Imus in the Morning headquarters have our own subtle indicators that winter’s reign is nearly over:  Charles’ moustache darkens to a color not usually found in nature; Bernie’s head starts to show signs of moss; I shed my tompion plug; and the I-Man complains about "not feeling well." Although, that particular sign is pretty much consistent through the entire year.  In D.C., there are other gauges besides emergence of the cherry blossoms on The Mall to announce the impending season, soherewith, are

The Top 8 Signs That Spring Is Coming To Capitol Hill

8: Nancy Pelosi stops wearing underwear

7: The film on Arlen Spector’s teeth begins to turn green

6: Rahm Emmanuel calls the Easter Bunny a "mother-effing moron"

5: The Robins have returned to nest in Peter Orszag’s hairpiece  

4: Porcupines, Banana Slugs, and Bill Clinton begin their mating rituals

3: Al Franken wakes from hibernation and leaves his den to forage for food

2: Helen Thomas sloughs off her horny layer

And the Number One sign that Spring is coming?

Senator Larry Craig’s gerbil popped its head out and didn’t see its’ shadow