Rob Bartlett's Stuff

Wednesday
Feb172010

Live From the Greenroom: A Retraction

Today I must post a retraction for an inaccurate depiction of Don Imus I wrote in yesterday’s installment of ‘From the Greenroom’. In a lame attempt at humor, I painted a picture of the I-Man as an ugly, evil, horrible person, who suffers from an obsession with minutiae worse than any Type A personality...

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Wednesday
Feb172010

Larry King's Tips For Deirdre Imus

During commercial breaks, hit on your guests. It’ll make them feel really welcome, and, you never know, you actually might get lucky. And don’t flirt with JUST the men. A little unspoken, subliminal girl on girl action potential will push your Nielsen numbers up exponentially.

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Tuesday
Feb162010

Live From the Greenroom

Although we arrive at the Fox Studios in the middle of another effing snowstorm, our spirits and bodies are rejuvenated by the day off, knowing full well that, three minutes into the program, we will all be contemplating the legal and moral ramifications of murder/suicide.

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Tuesday
Feb162010

Larry King's Thoughts of the Day

What's the deal with the paper strip on motel toilets? I feel like I’m peeing on a beauty pageant contestant. Not that it would have been the first time. Here's what America wants to know about Señor Wences. Did he ever put the lipstick and eyes on his hand before he touched himself?

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Tuesday
Nov102009

Hour by Hour

We start off the day with the most incredibly great, uplifting, world-changing news: Bernie has his microphone stand. And some people say there is no God.

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