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Don't forget to catch Deirdre on Blonde on Blonde, Wednesdays at 7:35am and Psychos, Thursday at 7:35am on Imus in the Morning! 

 


Are We There Yet? By Deirdre Imus - The saying goes that with little kids you take trips, not vacations. A vacation is relaxing; a getaway involving children is usually anything but. Taking a trip therefore requires acknowledging that it’s no longer about what the adults want to do (occupy a lounge chair on a beach for three days straight, stroll through a museum, window-shop in Paris), but must include activities geared toward youngsters.  Read more...

 Celebrating 15 Years Protecting Children's Health & the Environment

 The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center®  - When you are among the first voices to speak out on an issue, it’s difficult to know if anyone is listening. When I founded The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® at Hackensack University Medical Center fifteen years ago, concern about our children's health being impacted by toxic exposures in the environment was not the hot button, trendy issue it is today.  Read more...

 

Deirdre's Dish Pick

 

Summer Cool Fruit Salad - Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys - I recommend using all organic non GMO ingredients.  There's nothing more refreshing - or good for you - than a bowl of sweet, ripe fruit. This one is as pretty as it is satisfying to eat. If all the fruits aren't available or there are others you prefer, let your imagination inspire your own substitutions.

If you have a fond memory from your childhood about some of the dishes we post please click here to contact us, we would love to hear your story.

If you have a Healthy Recipe that you enjoy and would like to see others indulge in, please share it with us: DImusCenter@HackensackUMC.org - You may have your recipe posted live on my Recipe Page! 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Vegan for Her by Virginia Messina - a blueprint for optimal health and wellness at any age, will show you how to: lower your risk for breast cancer and heart disease; manage conditions like arthritis and migraines; diminish PMs and cramps; build strong bones for life; enhance fertility; make an easy transition to a vegan diet; and incorporate principles of both fashion and compassion into your home and wardrobe.


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The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® is devoted to the health and well-being of children, their parents and the general public. Donations to the Environmental Health Center will support research on children's environmental health.

 

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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

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Johnny Manziel Suspended Four Games by NFL - The Cubs' seventh-inning debacle Thursday night might test the patience of President Theo Epstein in his quest to improve the pitching staff.

Cubs' Bullpen Woes Resurface in Loss to Mets - Joel Peralta, the latest addition, allowed a walk and a hit that set up the tying and go-ahead runs in the seventh inning of a 4-3 loss to the Mets.

Jays Lose To Indians - Dickey allowed three runs and eight hits in seven innings in the Toronto Blue Jays' 4-1 loss to the Cleveland Indians on Thursday night.

William McGirt shoots 6 under to lead by 3 at Bridgestone Invitational -  Golf in Ohio must bring out the best in William McGirt. One month after his first PGA Tour victory at the Memorial, McGirt looked just as good two hours up the road at the Bridgestone Invitational.


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    Tuesday
    May212013

    The I-Man Returns for Shooter Jennings

    6:05:00 a.m. –   The I-Man, true professional that he is, has pulled himself from his sick bed, where he is recuperating from throat surgery, to host the program this morning…because Shooter Jennings and the band are in today and he has a deep commitment to all of his ‘Peeps’ out there in Listening Land.  Thankfully, due to God, the genius of Dr. Peekaboo Wu, and the medical miracle known as Vicodin, he is not in pain…however, the results of the surgery are…not pretty.  In fact, listening to him speak, you’d swear he was going through puberty.  The 72 year old Radio Legend with the iconic voice… has taken to the airways sounding like Susan Saint James.  

    PROMO STILL FROM CLASSIC 90’S SITCOM, ‘KATE AND ALLIE’

    6:10:17 a.m. –  Imus is soldiering through the morning because of his fondness and appreciation for Shooter.  He relates a story about his experiences as an up and coming DJ… “You know, in the old days, the artists used to have little presents for the Jock to show their appreciation…I don’t feel well enough for hookers, so let’s get straight to the cocaine.”  We agree…it would be somewhat awkward and embarrassing to be in a bed with a prostitute…when we’re still waiting for his other testicle to drop.

     

    6:31:42 a.m. –   Shooter and the boys play the first song off their new album “The Other Life”, called “Hard Lesson To Learn.”  It’s SMOKIN’!  We are almost as grateful to the boss for coming in to do the program this morning as the band is.  Not a bad way to start off a morning.  The drummer is amazing.  In short, the ‘Anti-Ringo’.

    DRUMMER’S EYE VIEW.   THIS ‘CAT’ ‘COOKS’ AND IS TOTALLY ‘IN THE POCKET’  (WANT SOME MORE HEPCAT MUSICIAN TALK?)

    6:55:18 a.m. –   Tony notices that Imus has painted ONE fingernail, the thumb on his right hand.  We are somewhat surprised at his choice however, as we expected the middle to be the one to which he would want to draw attention…you know, for his customary ‘salute’. He says the polishing of the fingernail is for ‘good luck’ as it’s his ‘stopwatch finger.’   Cue the James Bond music… “Gollllldfeeeengah…he’s the man…the man with the broken lung…and wayward tongue….he’s full of dung… feengah…

    “I’M SORRY, BUT…YOU MUMBLED YOUR MATERIAL, MR. BOND…I CANNOT ALLOW THAT.  THIS LASER WILL SLICE YOU IN HALF IN APPROXIMATELY THREE MINUTES…GOOD MORNING TO YOU.”

    7:02:58 a.m. –   The I-Man mentions that ‘Yogi’ is the ‘Best driver ever.’   That is, of course, unless he sees a Pick-A-Nick Basket.  Hey Boo Boo!  All Hell is about to break loose!

    STRANGELY, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO BRANT

    7:39:17 a.m. – Neil Cavuto is on.  Imus accuses him of “Not bringing his ‘A’ game.”  We don’t agree, but the I-Man isn’t really operating at his full capacity, as his legendary superpowers are somewhat dulled due to the effects of his throat surgery. 

    FRED MCMURRAY, ROB, CHIP AND ‘CAVUTO’ FROM ‘MY THREE SONS’

    8:11:34 a.m. – Imus takes half a Vicodin.  We wonder how long it will take before it kicks in.  Not long, it seems, as about 3 minutes to the second later, he calls Shooter Jennings … ‘Scooter’.  As if Mr. Jennings was some Sophomore from a Prep School in Greenwich, Connecticut.

    THIS IS “SCOOTER”

    THIS IS “SHOOTER”  

    (WE SUGGEST HE PUT THE ‘O’ BACK IN COUNTRY, BECAUSE WHERE THAT REVOLVER IS POINTING, HE’LL SOON HAVE TO PUT HIS NUT BACK IN THE SACK)

    8:18:34 a.m. –  Seeing as how the I-Man’s voice is very strained, we offer to interview Shooter for him.  However, we quickly discover that interviewing is a skill that is not easy to perform, let alone master as well as Imus does.  We come up with a list of questions, the first being what Shooter thinks about all this Gun Control talk with the Obama administration. Yes.  We actually think nobody knows what this man’s position on the 2nd amendment is.  He’s got a tattoo of a Colt Peacemaker down his left forearm…and his effing name is SHOOTER for Christ’s sake.  We are not that bright.

    “…AND I GOT A CLIP OF .44 CALIBER SHELLS TATOOED ON MY…OH, LEMME JUST SHOW YOU”

    8:23:45 a.m. –  Imus asks Shooter “What was it like singing with Nancy Griffin?”   “Oh, it was great working with ‘PATTY’.”   Yes, the Vicodin has DEFINITELY kicked in.  Imus then introduces our musical guest for a set of 3 songs in a row.  “Please welcome…Phil Rizzuto.”

    WE HAVE PRINTED THE FOLLOWING LITTLE GUIDE ONTO AN INDEX CARD ESPECIALLY FOR THE I-MAN SO HE WON’T GET CONFUSED ANY MORE

        

                  PATTY GRIFFIN (L)                          NANCI GRIFFITH (R)

          

    ANDY GRIFFIN                        PETER GRIFFIN

    8:27:45 a.m. –  Imus’ voice has now spilled over into the category where you could actually consider it ‘cute’.  We beg him to call a pharmacy to ask if they ‘Sell rubbers there.’   We now know why the Vienna Boys’ Choir used to castrate their sopranos.  Just so there would be no embarrassing, voice-cracking moments during the “Hallelujah Chorus”.

    SEBASTIAN WALDSTÄTTEN, ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS CASTRATIS IN HISTORY  WE AREN’T SURE, BUT WE THINK THE CHERUB UNDERNEATH HIS LEGS IS HOLDING HIS TESTICLES

    8:43:17 A.M. -  Shooter closes out a killer set with ‘Wake Up’, a song off his legendary concept album ‘Black Ribbons’, which has been described by the website BloodyAwful.com as ‘The Allman Brothers meets Pink Floyd … a mind-blowing opus that completely obliterates genre distinctions where twanging dobros co-exist with Nintendo Chipsets and surreal psychedelic soundscapes float above smoking slabs of whiskey-soaked southern soul…an electrifying thrill ride across a dense, dark and gloriously decadent musical landscape.”  That’s about right.   No insipid, Nudie Suit, Rhinestone Cowboy crap here, folks.   The song has the lyric ‘Life is a movie, don’t let them edit you out.’  We couldn’t agree more, however, there are times when we think that in the movie of life…somebody else dubs in your voice.

    IF YOUR LIFE RESEMBLES THIS MOVIE…YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT BEING EDITED OUT

     

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    AS A TRIBUTE TO THE I-MAN, HIS DEDICATION TO HIS MILLIONS OF FANS, AND AS A TESTAMENT TO THE COMMITMENT HE HAS MADE TO BE THERE EVERY MORNING, NO MATTER HOW SICK OR IN PAIN HE MAY BE…

    (AND A NOD TO HIS ADORABLE POST-SURGICAL VOICE)

    WE OFFER THIS CLASSIC CLIP FROM ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC EPISODES OF THE WORLD’S GREATEST SITCOM, ‘THE BRADY BUNCH’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyooALwfxO8