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Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys- Penne Primavera with Cream Sauce - The tender-crisp crunch of fresh vegetables adds not only healthy nutrition but also texture to this creamy pasta dish.  Serve it with a crisp side salad.

Walnuts inhibit cancer development, slow its growth, and kill cancer cells - If you're nuts about walnuts, you could be doing your health a huge favor.

Education, healthy lifestyle can help stop or slow dementia, study says - The risk of developing dementia is decreasing for people with at least a high school education, says a new study that suggests that changes in lifestyle and improvements in physical health can help prevent or delay cognitive decline.

As Zika spreads, scientists race to learn more about virus -  In 2007, physicians working on a remote island in the western Pacific Ocean reported an outbreak of an illness with flu-like symptoms similar to dengue fever, a debilitating viral disease transmitted by mosquitoes and well documented since the 18th century. 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat: Why It's So Hard to Think Straight About Animals - Hal Herzog, a maverick scientist and leader in the field of anthrozoology offers a controversial, thought-provoking, and unprecedented exploration of the psychology behind the inconsistent and often paradoxical ways we think, feel, and behave towards animals.


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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

Warner's Sports Corner

Markieff Morris, Archie Goodwin in shoving match during timeout - A disappointing season for the Phoenix Suns turned uglier Wednesday when teammates Markieff Morris and Archie Goodwin got into a physical altercation on the bench.
Celtics Beat Clippers - Isaiah Thomas had 36 points and 11 assists, including a fade away jumper that sent the game to an extra period, to help the Boston Celtics overtake the Los Angeles Clippers 139-134 in overtime on Wednesday night.
Spurs vs Magic - Kawhi Leonard's last-second winner gives the Spurs the win over the Magic, 98-96
Lillard scores 31 as surging Blazers beat Rockets 116-103 - The Houston Rockets are "broken," according to their coach and star player. The Portland Trail Blazers are in the middle of their best run of basketball all season.
Lakers Lose to the Cavaliers - Kobe Bryant's last trip here didn't produce many memories in a 120-111 loss Wednesday to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
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    Monday
    Mar112013

    Congrats, Wyatt Imus!

    6:03:40 a.m.   – Apparently, upon stopping at a traffic light while driving past the WABC TV Studios on the Upper West Side, Dr. Bill Evans ran up to the I-Man’s Platinum I-scalade like a Teenybopper jumping on the hood of the Beatles limo in front of the Plaza in 1964.  Or like Deirdre Imus, with her Moby Worm Lunchbox, excitedly greeting the Ice Cream Truck.   Until she finds out he doesn’t have any Tutti Frutti Tofutti Pops.  Dr. Bill is lucky that Imus still isn’t ‘Carrying’.  Or there’d be some bloodstains on the weathermap this morning.  He’d be wounded with a 30% chance of death.

    THAT’S NOT YOGURT ON HIS RAINCOAT

    6:05:00 a.m.   – Imus reports that the Wy-Man won EVERYTHING.  He took the championship in every one of the three events in which he entered at the District 9 Regional Finals in Crockett, Texas: Tie Down, Team Roping and Ribbon Roping…receiving THREE Saddles and THREE Gold Belt Buckles.  He’s going to the State Championships in May, with a chance at going to the Nationals.  If he keeps this up…Imus might actually be able to retire.

    …AND HIS FATHER CAN’T EVEN TIE HIS OWN SHOES…

    6:12:17 a.m.  –   The I-Man weighs in on  “That punk, Hamid Karzai… The dude has more capes than James Brown.  Why can’t we send Leif Babin or Mike Baker over there to take care of the evil little bastard?”

    “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT’S STAR TIME…THE HARDEST WORKING DICTATOR IN CENTRAL ASIA, ‘MR. DYNAMITE’…(BECAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY WEARING IT ON HIS BELT)…’MR. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’, (BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE PEOPLE HE TORTURES SAY) PLEASE WELCOME…THE ONE, THE ONLY, HAMID KARZAI!”

    6:25:27 a.m. –  Todd Snider is here, providing some of his GENIUS songwriting skills.  He sings a song about The Kingsmen’s ‘Louie Louie’ and it’s controversial effect on the youth of America.  Not a bad way to start the week.

    DO THESE YOUNG, FRESH-FACED FELLOWS LOOK LIKE DEGENERATES TO YOU?

    6:37:12 a.m. –  Bo Dietl is on talking about Arby’s, the fast food chain for which he is TV spokesperson, and meets the I-Man’s disdain about Roast Beef Sandwiches being unhealthy with a Bo-Ism:  “What, am I supposed to be like you, eating Yak?”

    A  YAK SANDWICH.  YOU WON’T FIND THIS AT ARBY’S

    7:02:44 a.m. –   The I-Man reiterates the show’s policy.  Unlike Fox, ‘We Report, You Decide’,  ‘We Decide…then Report It.  You have nothing to do with it, so don’t send us any effing e-mails.’

    THE NEW ‘IMUS ON FOX’ BUMPER STICKER

    7:27:59 a.m. –   Todd Snider sings another song about a buddy of his from East Nashville, ‘A quiet little drinking town with a musician problem.’   We’re moving tomorrow.

    EAST NASHVILLE:  POPULATION GOES UP BY 2

    7:37:59 a.m. –   Richard Haass, the President of the Council on Foreign Relations, and not the guy with the Avocados, is on to discuss Karzai.  He agrees that we should send Mike Baker or Leif Babin or some Covert Navy Seal to ‘Sanction’ the evil little bastard.  Okay, not in so many words, but we are reading between the lines, and it’s certainly OUR position.

    RICHARD HAASS…AND HIS ‘MINI ME’, SETH GREEN

    8:05:18 a.m. –    In a rare, introspective moment, the I-Man tells a story about someone he is hiring who was recommended by someone else…and along with the reference came the warning:  “She’s a lesbian”.  Imus  does not understand why a person’s sexual orientation should have ANYTHING to do with the character of a person.  He doesn’t care whether she’s a lesbian or not.   He’s perfectly fine with that…having been outed as a lesbian himself a number of years ago, holding #21 in the ‘TOP 25 MEN WHO LOOK LIKE OLD LESBIANS’ list from Cracked Magazine.   And, to be honest, if being lesbian means enjoying sensible shoes and having sex with women…we are proud lesbians ourselves.

    MARTINA IN THE MORNING

    8:25:23 a.m. –   Imus shares a story about one of the woman at the Post Rodeo celebration at Margarita’s Restaurant in Crockett Texas last Saturday Night, who is ‘The funniest person I ever met.’  Apparently, the woman used to work in a gynecologist’s office, and after a number of years, quit because, in her words ‘Vaginas are ugly.’   We guess you had to be there.  One thing’s for sure…she’s obviously not a lesbian.

    C’MON…COULD YOU EVER  SAY THAT’S UGLY?

    8:45:44. –  Todd Snider tells an incredible story about Jerry Jeff Walker, in which, he witnessed a homeless street musician, way past closing time, perform Walker’s iconic song ‘Mr. Bojangles’, unbeknownst that he was singing it for the man who wrote it.  What Jerry Jeff and Todd Snider were unaware of…the guy was actually named ‘Mr. Bojangles.’   Irony?  Coincidence?  Nope.   That’s just what happens after closing time.

    “HEY!  HOW ABOUT YOU PUT SOME OF THAT MONEY YOU MADE OFF THAT SONG IN THE DAMN CUP?”

     

    VIDEO OF THE DAY:

    WE OFFER, BY WAY OF SETH MCFARLANE, WHO WE WOULD SEND OVER TO AFGHANISTAN TO TAKE CARE OF THAT DOG KARZAI

    STEWIE GRIFFITH

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzKAut3sVrw