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Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe - As a children's health advocate dedicated to raising awareness of and protecting children from the numerous toxins in this world, I cannot strongly enough recommend the film “Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe.”  Read more...

 Celebrating 15 Years Protecting Children's Health & the Environment

 The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center®  - When you are among the first voices to speak out on an issue, it’s difficult to know if anyone is listening. When I founded The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® at Hackensack University Medical Center fifteen years ago, concern about our children's health being impacted by toxic exposures in the environment was not the hot button, trendy issue it is today.  Read more...

 

Deirdre's Dish Pick

 

Bonnie's Bowtie Broccoli Pasta - Recipe by Bonnie Eskenazi - For a quick and easy meal try this delicious pasta dish.

 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Vegan for Her by Virginia Messina - a blueprint for optimal health and wellness at any age, will show you how to: lower your risk for breast cancer and heart disease; manage conditions like arthritis and migraines; diminish PMs and cramps; build strong bones for life; enhance fertility; make an easy transition to a vegan diet; and incorporate principles of both fashion and compassion into your home and wardrobe.


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The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® is devoted to the health and well-being of children, their parents and the general public. Donations to the Environmental Health Center will support research on children's environmental health.

 

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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

Warner's Sports Corner

Hawks shut down Celtics - The Atlanta Hawks advanced to the second round with a 104–92, series-clinching Game 6 road victory over the Boston Celtics on Thursday night. 

Marlins' Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs - Defending National League batting champion Dee Gordon was suspended 80 games early Friday morning after he tested positive for two types of performance-enhancing drugs, Major League Baseball announced in disciplining the Miami Marlins’ second baseman.

Broncos Draft Paxton Lynch - The Denver Broncos have finally added another piece at quarterback. The defending Super Bowl champions drafted Memphis' Paxton Lynch with the No. 26 pick in the NFL draft.

Jack fallsUCLA's  out of first round, lose s millions- Nothing good can happen when NFL teams start dissecting medical records before the draft. It'll either be neutral or bad. For UCLA linebacker Myles Jack, it was really bad.

 

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    Friday
    Feb222013

    Diane Macedo is Getting Married!

    6:05:00 a.m.  –   We always look forward to the first proclamation of the day.  This morning, it is the following:  “All weather people are out of their minds.”

    WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE I-MAN IS TALKING ABOUT, THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL

    6:09:47 a.m.  –   The I-Man is now getting called for TV parts and commercials.  Apparently, there’s an outfit that would like him to be the spokesperson for investing in precious metals, and the producers of ‘The Office’ want him to play a part…he has declined both.  Rob wants to know if the people at ‘The Office’ would like someone to PLAY Imus, playing a part.

    NIELSEN GOLD

    6:10:17 a.m.  –   We learn that our top of the hour Business Anchor, Diane Macedo is getting married.  Those of you Die Hard I-Fans will remember Diane as the lead singer of ‘Tribeca Rhythm’, the winner of the Imus in the Morning Battle of the Bands from a few years ago.  She and her fiancée will be tying the knot in London, as he is British…and she is flying the band across the pond to perform at the reception.   She, however, will not be singing, as she will be busy performing her Bride duties…plus, that would be a little weird; A Wedding Singer singing at her own Wedding.  That would be like a Moyle doing his own circumcision.

    “HOLD THE BABY STILL WHILE I DO MYSELF FIRST.”

    6:15:27 a.m. –   Warner gives his Oscar picks and GUARANTEES that Lincoln will win Best Picture, Daniel Day Lewis Best Actor, and Tommy Lee Jones Best Supporting.  If he is wrong, he will then have his ‘Guarantee Card’ revoked.  Although Daniel Day Lewis will win for his portrayal of The Great Emancipator, and Tommy Lee Jones will win for his role as   abolitionist, Congressman Thaddeus Stevens, and we believe Spielberg will take the Best Director statue… ‘Argo’ is a lock for Best Picture.  Turn your sets off right there. 

    “IF YOU HAD LINCOLN SCORING LESS THAN 24 POINTS…YOU LOST!”

    6:29:44 a.m. –    Bernie has been playing clips from Comedy Central’s Anthony Chiseldick, whose material the I-Man has clearly been enjoying.  We have, too.  We just wonder what the over/under is before Imus starts saying things like… ‘Why can’t you two bastards be that funny?’    

    “Oscar Pistorious won't be able to talk his way out of this one. Some people just can't think on their feet.”

    7:05:12 a.m. –  Geraldo promos his radio program with the following:  “Does the case against ‘The Blade Runner’ have legs?”  Um…that’d be like Pat O’Brien saying… “The People Vs. Larry Flynt…rolls on.”

    “PAT O’BRIEN IS AN @$$HOLE”

    7:16:12 a.m. – Warner says ‘Amour’ is one of the most depressing films he’s ever seen…about an 80 year old woman who has a stroke and her husband euthanizes her with a pillow.  Turn your ventilators off there!

    “C’MON HONEY…IT’S BEDTIME.”

    7:22:44 a.m. – We learn that our adored Stage Manager, Nat Candido, is ‘Looking for Love’…on Match.com.  With the hours he keeps and the standards he has, it’s difficult for him to ‘Meet People’, but given our deep affection for him, we desperately want him to have a Fairy Tale Romance.  So we take up a collection to insure that, at the very least…he can get a ‘Happy Ending’. 

     C’MON, LADIES!  THIS MAN IS SWEET, FUNNY, HAS A JOB… A HEART AS BIG AS STATEN ISLAND…A JOB…NO KIDS….A JOB…AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN…(AFTER HE COMES HOME FROM HIS JOB)…PLUS, HE’S A HUNKY DUDE WITH A PENIS LIKE A CAN OF PEPSI   (DID WE MENTION THAT HE HAS A JOB?)

    8:03:32 a.m. - During the break, Imus speaks to our favorite Crazy Weatherperson, Dr. Bill Evans…and it appears that he is having some ‘Sexy Talk’ with the ABC “Meterolxgphsytsveftist”.  “Hey Bill…what’re you wearing?” “Nipple clamps and a Pirate Hat.”   “What’re YOU wearing, Cowboy?”

    “I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SEXY I-MAN…I FEEL A WARM FRONT COMING ON.”

    8:12:18 a.m. –  Connell reports on a death row inmate in Texas whose last words were, “Let’s go, Warden”.  The I-Man approves.  We speculate on what HIS final words will be…so far, leading the pack is, “Hey, Wyatt…what the hell are you doing with that My Pillow?”

    “YOU WANT ME TO FLUFF THAT FOR YOU, DADDY?”

    8:31:23 a.m. –   Bob Beckel, our guest, reveals that on this afternoon’s edition of the ‘The Five’, the panel will be discussing The Oscars, a conversation he will be taking part in, despite the fact that he’s not seen ANY of the nominated films.  In fact, he hasn’t been to a movie since ‘Seabiscuit’.  And he only saw that because he thought it was about a Naval Caterer.  We love Bob…he wears suspenders better than Larry King, and will say “&%$^” at the drop of a dime… because he’s too fat to bend over to pick it up.

    “I’D GO SEE ‘LINCOLN’ IN THE THEATER…IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ME WISH THAT I WAS LINCOLN IN THE THEATER.”

    9:05:45 a.m. – Imus again announces Diane Macedo’s impending nuptials, and remarks that he’s extremely happy that her fiancée is attractive.  “That way we won’t have any jug-eared babies…because there ARE some ugly babies out there.”

    THE LOVE CHILD OF FRANK LUTZ & ANDREA MITCHELL

     

    VIDEO OF THE DAY:

    THE VERY FUNNY ANTHONY CHISELDICK

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQDmRpEASk