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Don't forget to catch Deirdre's weekly Psychos segments on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:35am and Blonde on Blonde segment with Lis Wiehl, Wednesdays at 7:35am on Imus in the Morning!

Dangers of Formaldehyde Lurk in Everyday Products

by Deirdre Imus - The chemical and known human carcinogen formaldehyde pops up in many unexpected places, like pressed wood products such as cabinets and flooring, hair straightening or curling treatments, fertilizers, cigarette smoke, and some plastic and paper products. It is also used to kill germs, or as a preservative, which is its main function in the funeral industry. And, it is putting at risk the lives of those who deal with the dead.  Read more...

Playing Offense Against GMO's: Your Right To Know

by Deirdre Imus - Back in April the popular Mexican restaurant chain Chipotle announced it would use only ingredients free of genetically modified organisms, or GMOs.  Last year, Whole Foods Market committed to “full transparency” on products containing GMOs, demanding that by 2018 all products sold in its U.S. and Canadian stores be labeled to indicate if they contain genetically engineered materials. These are noble proclamations with potentially huge implications and should not be taken lightly.  Read more...

An Angry Father's Guide To The Measles Vaccine 

Be informed. Please. I wish I had, 10 years ago, and my life and my family’s life would be much different today. I don’t want you to agree with me, I don’t need you to agree with me, and I don’t need you to change any of your plans, but I hope you’ll listen to what I have to say so you have more information to make the right choice for your son or daughter. Read more...

 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Unlocked: A Family Emerging from the Shadows of Autism

A Poignant and Inspiring Story of a Family Whose Child Emerges from Autism.  Unlocked begins with a vivid depiction of the author’s life with her autistic son, Ben. Feelings of isolation, self-hate, and even moments of hatred toward her own child in response to his behaviors, as well as the impact on her marriage and younger daughter, impel her to seek solutions for his condition. Through years of trial and error, Susan eventually discovers methods that bring about radical improvement in Ben.  Read more....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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    Friday
    Feb222013

    Diane Macedo is Getting Married!

    6:05:00 a.m.  –   We always look forward to the first proclamation of the day.  This morning, it is the following:  “All weather people are out of their minds.”

    WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE I-MAN IS TALKING ABOUT, THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL

    6:09:47 a.m.  –   The I-Man is now getting called for TV parts and commercials.  Apparently, there’s an outfit that would like him to be the spokesperson for investing in precious metals, and the producers of ‘The Office’ want him to play a part…he has declined both.  Rob wants to know if the people at ‘The Office’ would like someone to PLAY Imus, playing a part.

    NIELSEN GOLD

    6:10:17 a.m.  –   We learn that our top of the hour Business Anchor, Diane Macedo is getting married.  Those of you Die Hard I-Fans will remember Diane as the lead singer of ‘Tribeca Rhythm’, the winner of the Imus in the Morning Battle of the Bands from a few years ago.  She and her fiancée will be tying the knot in London, as he is British…and she is flying the band across the pond to perform at the reception.   She, however, will not be singing, as she will be busy performing her Bride duties…plus, that would be a little weird; A Wedding Singer singing at her own Wedding.  That would be like a Moyle doing his own circumcision.

    “HOLD THE BABY STILL WHILE I DO MYSELF FIRST.”

    6:15:27 a.m. –   Warner gives his Oscar picks and GUARANTEES that Lincoln will win Best Picture, Daniel Day Lewis Best Actor, and Tommy Lee Jones Best Supporting.  If he is wrong, he will then have his ‘Guarantee Card’ revoked.  Although Daniel Day Lewis will win for his portrayal of The Great Emancipator, and Tommy Lee Jones will win for his role as   abolitionist, Congressman Thaddeus Stevens, and we believe Spielberg will take the Best Director statue… ‘Argo’ is a lock for Best Picture.  Turn your sets off right there. 

    “IF YOU HAD LINCOLN SCORING LESS THAN 24 POINTS…YOU LOST!”

    6:29:44 a.m. –    Bernie has been playing clips from Comedy Central’s Anthony Chiseldick, whose material the I-Man has clearly been enjoying.  We have, too.  We just wonder what the over/under is before Imus starts saying things like… ‘Why can’t you two bastards be that funny?’    

    “Oscar Pistorious won't be able to talk his way out of this one. Some people just can't think on their feet.”

    7:05:12 a.m. –  Geraldo promos his radio program with the following:  “Does the case against ‘The Blade Runner’ have legs?”  Um…that’d be like Pat O’Brien saying… “The People Vs. Larry Flynt…rolls on.”

    “PAT O’BRIEN IS AN @$$HOLE”

    7:16:12 a.m. – Warner says ‘Amour’ is one of the most depressing films he’s ever seen…about an 80 year old woman who has a stroke and her husband euthanizes her with a pillow.  Turn your ventilators off there!

    “C’MON HONEY…IT’S BEDTIME.”

    7:22:44 a.m. – We learn that our adored Stage Manager, Nat Candido, is ‘Looking for Love’…on Match.com.  With the hours he keeps and the standards he has, it’s difficult for him to ‘Meet People’, but given our deep affection for him, we desperately want him to have a Fairy Tale Romance.  So we take up a collection to insure that, at the very least…he can get a ‘Happy Ending’. 

     C’MON, LADIES!  THIS MAN IS SWEET, FUNNY, HAS A JOB… A HEART AS BIG AS STATEN ISLAND…A JOB…NO KIDS….A JOB…AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN…(AFTER HE COMES HOME FROM HIS JOB)…PLUS, HE’S A HUNKY DUDE WITH A PENIS LIKE A CAN OF PEPSI   (DID WE MENTION THAT HE HAS A JOB?)

    8:03:32 a.m. - During the break, Imus speaks to our favorite Crazy Weatherperson, Dr. Bill Evans…and it appears that he is having some ‘Sexy Talk’ with the ABC “Meterolxgphsytsveftist”.  “Hey Bill…what’re you wearing?” “Nipple clamps and a Pirate Hat.”   “What’re YOU wearing, Cowboy?”

    “I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SEXY I-MAN…I FEEL A WARM FRONT COMING ON.”

    8:12:18 a.m. –  Connell reports on a death row inmate in Texas whose last words were, “Let’s go, Warden”.  The I-Man approves.  We speculate on what HIS final words will be…so far, leading the pack is, “Hey, Wyatt…what the hell are you doing with that My Pillow?”

    “YOU WANT ME TO FLUFF THAT FOR YOU, DADDY?”

    8:31:23 a.m. –   Bob Beckel, our guest, reveals that on this afternoon’s edition of the ‘The Five’, the panel will be discussing The Oscars, a conversation he will be taking part in, despite the fact that he’s not seen ANY of the nominated films.  In fact, he hasn’t been to a movie since ‘Seabiscuit’.  And he only saw that because he thought it was about a Naval Caterer.  We love Bob…he wears suspenders better than Larry King, and will say “&%$^” at the drop of a dime… because he’s too fat to bend over to pick it up.

    “I’D GO SEE ‘LINCOLN’ IN THE THEATER…IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ME WISH THAT I WAS LINCOLN IN THE THEATER.”

    9:05:45 a.m. – Imus again announces Diane Macedo’s impending nuptials, and remarks that he’s extremely happy that her fiancée is attractive.  “That way we won’t have any jug-eared babies…because there ARE some ugly babies out there.”

    THE LOVE CHILD OF FRANK LUTZ & ANDREA MITCHELL

     

    VIDEO OF THE DAY:

    THE VERY FUNNY ANTHONY CHISELDICK

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AQDmRpEASk