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Don't forget to catch Deirdre's weekly Psychos segments on Thursdays at 7:35am and Blonde on Blonde segment with Lis Wiehl, Wednesdays at 7:35am on Imus in the Morning! 

 Deirdre's Dish Pick

Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys- Penne Primavera with Cream Sauce - The tender-crisp crunch of fresh vegetables adds not only healthy nutrition but also texture to this creamy pasta dish.  Serve it with a crisp side salad.

Making a Cancer Cluster Disappear - After a record number of brain tumors at a chemical plant, industry launched a flawed study that obscured the extent of the problem

Better diet tied to less severe metabolic syndrome in teens - U.S. teens are eating healthier diets and showing less severe metabolic syndrome - a cluster of conditions like high blood pressure and elevated blood sugar that can lead to cardiovascular disease, stroke and diabetes - a new study suggests.

Factors that determine female heart health - Among American women, heart disease is the leading cause of death. There are a number of factors that determine a woman's heart health.

Science shock: Statins DOUBLE the risk of diabetes! - A long-term study published in the Journal of General Internal Medicine has shown that statin users are more than twice as likely to develop diabetes compared to those who didn't use statins. Additionally, they're a whopping 250 percent more likely to develop the disease in conjunction with complications – including nerve, kidney and eye damage – than non-statin users.

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat: Why It's So Hard to Think Straight About Animals - Hal Herzog, a maverick scientist and leader in the field of anthrozoology offers a controversial, thought-provoking, and unprecedented exploration of the psychology behind the inconsistent and often paradoxical ways we think, feel, and behave towards animals.


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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

Warner's Sports Corner

Warriors sweep Rockets - Warriors turn it on late, surge past impressive Rockets
New coach, same problems for Knicks in loss - After a pair of free throws by All-Star point guard John Wall gave the Washington Wizards a 111-108 lead with 4.3 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter, the Knicks had no timeouts and one last chance to extend the game.
Spurs run away from Heat - LaMarcus Aldridge scored 28 points, Kawhi Leonard added 23 and the Spurs got seven points on one possession to help them beat the Heat 119-101 on Tuesday night - the sixth straight time San Antonio has topped Miami, going back to the 2014 NBA Finals.
UNC rallies for win at Boston College - With North Carolina coach Roy Williams in the locker room after collapsing early in the second half and his team facing a defining moment amid a two-game losing streak, the Tar Heels rallied for a 68-65 victory on Tuesday night at Boston College.
NASCAR Adopts Sweeping Changes In Charter System - NASCAR’s business model evolved Tuesday, and teams that provide the cars and drivers that draw the fans might have gained some of the financial security they’ve long sought.
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    Monday
    Oct012012

    Imus Gets Some New Wheels

    6:05 a.m.  – The Rodeo was rained out this past weekend, and so The ‘Wy-Man’, Wyatt Imus, calf roping prodigy and fruit of the loins of Don & Deirdre, was unable to compete.  He did, however, have the benefit of an extra few days of practice for the rodeo coming up this coming Saturday, October 6th.  The Boss was a great sport, running around the arena, allowing the future 8 Time World Champion to rope and tie him.  As you might expect, that got old real fast, so one of Joe Beaver’s ranch hands stepped in. 

    “HANK”, A GOOD SPORT  WYATT TIED HIM IN 6:067

    6:15:17 a.m.  – Warner is crowing over his record of football picks: 11 and 3.  Gunz had 10 and 4.  Not that bad, but Ring the bell, School’s In, Gunz.  Let the Master show you how it’s done.  At least this week.  Next week Warner could go 1 and 13.

    WARNER, BACK WHEN HE PLAYED ‘EPSTEIN’ ON ‘WELCOME BACK CARTER’

    6:36:29 a.m.  – It’s ‘Bo Monday’ today, and the ‘Gist-A –Tation’ of the appearance is that Bo is now the new face of Arby’s. He’s in their recent TV spot, playing himself, as a hard-boiled NYC Detective, trying to get to the bottom of the controversy over…Deli Meat.  Roast Beef can sleep easy tonight.  Bo is on the case.

    BO, PLUG-A-TATING THE BEEF-A-TATION

    6:55:12a.m. –  ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’ is in the studio with us this morning.  The I-Man weighs in on the appearance: “I’ve read your bits.  They both suck.”  ‘Arnold’ replies:  “Well, you already did two lines from them.”  “Um…yes I did.”  “F*&% you, a#*hole...I’ll be back.”

    7:05:12 a.m. –  Wyatt has a new Roping Horse, ‘Red Cloud’, named after the Ogala Sioux Chief,   as opposed to ‘Red Cloud’, the Exotic Dancer at the ‘Pink Pony’ Gentleman’s Club in Huntsville, Texas. 

    “WHITE MAN COME, MAKE RAIN WITH DOLLAR BILLS”

    7:10:24 a.m.  Imus:  “The greatest restaurant on the planet is ‘Double Daves’ in Huntsville.  All you can eat salad, and they make ANY kind of pizza.”  It gives you some kind of insight into the I-Man’s somewhat hermit-like lifestyle, when the concept of a ‘salad bar’ blows his culinary mind.

    DOUBLE DAVE’S: THE ‘LUTECE’ OF HUNTSVILLE

    7:16:24 a.m. I-Man bought himself a White Diamond Escalade.   He hasn’t gotten the 22’s, or the Spinners yet, but he was pumping Biggie through the 36 inch subwoofers in the back.

    I-MAN BE ROLLIN’ WITH THE HOMIES

    7:18:06 a.m. –   Warner has been corrupted.  He now uses the word ‘Hosed’.  Of course, he uses it in the context of watering a flower bed. 

    WARNER ‘HOSING’ MRS. WOLF

    7:20:13 a.m. –    Imus:  “NAT!  It’s so cold in the studio, you can hang meat in here!”  We keep it that way because we don’t want you decomposing, I-Man.   Your expiration date was back in the ‘90’s.

    IMUS IN HIS ABBOUD JACKET ON A WARM DAY

    7:22:19 a.m. –    The Boss explains he got the EXL version of the Escalade.  He liked the short model better, but he needed the extra room for Deirdre, Wyatt, the dogs, his My Pillows, his doctors, all his oxygen paraphernalia, and, of course, his posse.

    THE I-MAN POSSE. HE BE ROLLIN’ 20 DEEP

    7:27:12 a.m. –   The I-Man introduces a new sponsor, ‘Hot Rocks’, an all-natural, libido enhancing supplement that Deirdre recommends highly.  We knew she had to be taking something to help ‘get her in the mood.’ 

    NOT THE ‘HOT ROCKS’ WE REFERRED TO.  THIS IS A PHOTO OF THE I-MAN’S SPINE

    7:38:06 a.m. –   Martha McCallum is on, who shows some interest in the aforementioned ‘Hot Rocks’ product.  One thing’s for sure, her husband wouldn’t need any to get him interested.  If Chamonix was smart, they’d put HER in the bottle.  EVERYBODY will wind up with an Arnold Schwarzenegger style libido.

    “NO, REALLY, IT’S JUST A COLD SORE.”

    8:09:02 a.m. – Imus announces that he is making this very fine ‘Behind the Scenes’ blog available for those of you who have not yet become ‘Imus Insiders’.  Well, welcome aboard, bitches…sit down, strap in and shut up.   It’s gonna be a bumpy ride for the next couple of days.  But first, a primer on what you need to know to enjoy this blog to the fullest:

        

    MICHAEL GRAHAM                 RON WHITE

    AS FUNNY AS DEAD PUPPIES UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE AT THE ORPHANAGE

      VAN MORRISON

    A DRUNK, SULLEN, MOODY, IMMENSELY TALENTED, A$$HOLE

    DESIGNER, JOSEPH ABBOUD

    TWO GUESSES WHERE THE GERBIL IS.

    8:13:44 a.m. -  Imus on Lindsay Lohan, ‘How do you get that messed up?  I peed in one phone booth, but that was about it.”  As if you had to pee in a lot of phone booths to make an impression.   Perhaps if there wasn’t a woman using that phone booth at the time, it wouldn’t have been a problem, but, nevertheless…

    6TH AND 52ND STREET, CIRCA 1978

    “HEY, MAKE YOUR CALL SOMEWHERE ELSE, MY BACK TEETH ARE FLOATING”

    8:14:11 a.m. – Imus humps Bill O’Reilly’s appearance tomorrow morning. He will be on promoting his new book, KILLING KENNEDY, which Imus has not yet finished reading, although he says it’s ‘fabulous’!  We don’t have the heart to tell him that JFK dies in the end. 

    “THIS O’REILLY GUY REALLY CAN WRITE…WAIT A MINUTE! 

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  WHAT A LOUSY ENDING!”

    8:17:12 a.m. – Warner reports that Jerry Jones is opening a ‘Virginia’s Secret Store’ in Cowboys Stadium.  Uh…Warner?  That would be ‘VICTORIA’S’ secret.  Trust us, you wouldn’t want to buy ANYTHING from a ‘Virginia’s Secret’ store.

    THIS IS VIRGINIA.  SOME SECRETS ARE BETTER LEFT…A SECRET

    8:37:39 a.m. -  Our guest is Tom Friedman, whom Imus has promoted, all morning, as a guest that nobody likes.  No, that would be Michael Graham, Ron White and Joseph Abboud.  Mr. Friedman is on to discuss the turmoil in the Middle East.  He goes out on a limb and says the situation over there is ‘Bad’.  This is the kind of in-depth analysis you won’t find anywhere else, folks.  If the Jews and the Palestinians ever make nice, this guy will be selling Falafels on the corner of 52nd  and 6th.

    “HEY FRIEDMAN, WHEN’S YOUR NEXT BOOK COMING OUT?”

     

    AND, AS WE DO, EVERY DAY, HERE ON THE BLOG, WE PROVIDE A

    ‘VIDEO OF THE DAY’

    SOMETHING AMUSING THAT WILL SUM UP THE ‘MOOD’ OF THE MORNING,

    OR JUST SOMETHING THAT WE FIND FUNNY

    TODAY, IN HONOR OF THE BODYBUILDER, ACTOR, POLITICIAN

    AND CERTIFIED DIRTBAG SOCIOPATH,

    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw