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Don't forget to catch Deirdre on Blonde on Blonde, Wednesdays at 7:35am and Psychos, Thursday at 7:35am on Imus in the Morning! 
 

 

Take a Vacation From Stress - By Deirdre Imus-July 2016 - Summer evokes a sense of nostalgia in most of us: carefree days and nights spent on the beach, chasing lightning bugs in the yard, licking melted ice cream off sticky fingers. The weather was warm, time was irrelevant, and homework non-existent. It was all so exciting, and full of possibility.  Read more... 

 Celebrating 15 Years Protecting Children's Health & the Environment

 The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center®  - When you are among the first voices to speak out on an issue, it’s difficult to know if anyone is listening. When I founded The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® at Hackensack University Medical Center fifteen years ago, concern about our children's health being impacted by toxic exposures in the environment was not the hot button, trendy issue it is today.  Read more...

 

Deirdre's Dish Pick

 

Steamed Broccoli with Lemon and Parmesan - Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys - I recommend using all organic non GMO ingredients. In addition to being deliciously simple to prepare, broccoli is also one of the best nutrition choices around. Loaded with fiber, 1 cup of broccoli also provides about 10 percent of the daily value for calcium. And in this particular broccoli recipe, the garlic and lemon flavor combination ensures a terrific low-fat side dish that goes well with almost any main course.

If you have a fond memory from your childhood about some of the dishes we post please click here to contact us, we would love to hear your story.

If you have a Healthy Recipe that you enjoy and would like to see others indulge in, please share it with us: Deirdre.Imus@hackensackmeridian.org - You may have your recipe posted live on my Recipe Page! 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Grit: The Power of Passion and Perseverance - In this instant New York Times bestseller, pioneering psychologist Angela Duckworth shows anyone striving to succeed—be it parents, students, educators, athletes, or business people—that the secret to outstanding achievement is not talent but a special blend of passion and persistence she calls “grit.”


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The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® is devoted to the health and well-being of children, their parents and the general public. Donations to the Environmental Health Center will support research on children's environmental health.

 

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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

Warner's Sports Corner

Jets-Ryan Fitzpatrick Deal - The New York Jets and Ryan Fitzpatrick found their way back to each other Wednesday, bridging their months-long divide across the terms of a one-year, $12 million contract.
 
Yankees Lose To Astros - The New York Yankees had trouble with Lance McCullers' curveball on Wednesday night and it led to a 4-1 loss to the Houston Astros.

Cardinals Beat Mets - Yadier Molina and Kolten Wong both doubled home runs in the ninth off Familia as the Cardinals won, 5-4
 
Dodgers fall to Tampa Bay Rays - McCarthy takes loss, Dodgers fall 3-1 to Tampa Bay Rays

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    Monday
    Oct012012

    Imus Gets Some New Wheels

    6:05 a.m.  – The Rodeo was rained out this past weekend, and so The ‘Wy-Man’, Wyatt Imus, calf roping prodigy and fruit of the loins of Don & Deirdre, was unable to compete.  He did, however, have the benefit of an extra few days of practice for the rodeo coming up this coming Saturday, October 6th.  The Boss was a great sport, running around the arena, allowing the future 8 Time World Champion to rope and tie him.  As you might expect, that got old real fast, so one of Joe Beaver’s ranch hands stepped in. 

    “HANK”, A GOOD SPORT  WYATT TIED HIM IN 6:067

    6:15:17 a.m.  – Warner is crowing over his record of football picks: 11 and 3.  Gunz had 10 and 4.  Not that bad, but Ring the bell, School’s In, Gunz.  Let the Master show you how it’s done.  At least this week.  Next week Warner could go 1 and 13.

    WARNER, BACK WHEN HE PLAYED ‘EPSTEIN’ ON ‘WELCOME BACK CARTER’

    6:36:29 a.m.  – It’s ‘Bo Monday’ today, and the ‘Gist-A –Tation’ of the appearance is that Bo is now the new face of Arby’s. He’s in their recent TV spot, playing himself, as a hard-boiled NYC Detective, trying to get to the bottom of the controversy over…Deli Meat.  Roast Beef can sleep easy tonight.  Bo is on the case.

    BO, PLUG-A-TATING THE BEEF-A-TATION

    6:55:12a.m. –  ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’ is in the studio with us this morning.  The I-Man weighs in on the appearance: “I’ve read your bits.  They both suck.”  ‘Arnold’ replies:  “Well, you already did two lines from them.”  “Um…yes I did.”  “F*&% you, a#*hole...I’ll be back.”

    7:05:12 a.m. –  Wyatt has a new Roping Horse, ‘Red Cloud’, named after the Ogala Sioux Chief,   as opposed to ‘Red Cloud’, the Exotic Dancer at the ‘Pink Pony’ Gentleman’s Club in Huntsville, Texas. 

    “WHITE MAN COME, MAKE RAIN WITH DOLLAR BILLS”

    7:10:24 a.m.  Imus:  “The greatest restaurant on the planet is ‘Double Daves’ in Huntsville.  All you can eat salad, and they make ANY kind of pizza.”  It gives you some kind of insight into the I-Man’s somewhat hermit-like lifestyle, when the concept of a ‘salad bar’ blows his culinary mind.

    DOUBLE DAVE’S: THE ‘LUTECE’ OF HUNTSVILLE

    7:16:24 a.m. I-Man bought himself a White Diamond Escalade.   He hasn’t gotten the 22’s, or the Spinners yet, but he was pumping Biggie through the 36 inch subwoofers in the back.

    I-MAN BE ROLLIN’ WITH THE HOMIES

    7:18:06 a.m. –   Warner has been corrupted.  He now uses the word ‘Hosed’.  Of course, he uses it in the context of watering a flower bed. 

    WARNER ‘HOSING’ MRS. WOLF

    7:20:13 a.m. –    Imus:  “NAT!  It’s so cold in the studio, you can hang meat in here!”  We keep it that way because we don’t want you decomposing, I-Man.   Your expiration date was back in the ‘90’s.

    IMUS IN HIS ABBOUD JACKET ON A WARM DAY

    7:22:19 a.m. –    The Boss explains he got the EXL version of the Escalade.  He liked the short model better, but he needed the extra room for Deirdre, Wyatt, the dogs, his My Pillows, his doctors, all his oxygen paraphernalia, and, of course, his posse.

    THE I-MAN POSSE. HE BE ROLLIN’ 20 DEEP

    7:27:12 a.m. –   The I-Man introduces a new sponsor, ‘Hot Rocks’, an all-natural, libido enhancing supplement that Deirdre recommends highly.  We knew she had to be taking something to help ‘get her in the mood.’ 

    NOT THE ‘HOT ROCKS’ WE REFERRED TO.  THIS IS A PHOTO OF THE I-MAN’S SPINE

    7:38:06 a.m. –   Martha McCallum is on, who shows some interest in the aforementioned ‘Hot Rocks’ product.  One thing’s for sure, her husband wouldn’t need any to get him interested.  If Chamonix was smart, they’d put HER in the bottle.  EVERYBODY will wind up with an Arnold Schwarzenegger style libido.

    “NO, REALLY, IT’S JUST A COLD SORE.”

    8:09:02 a.m. – Imus announces that he is making this very fine ‘Behind the Scenes’ blog available for those of you who have not yet become ‘Imus Insiders’.  Well, welcome aboard, bitches…sit down, strap in and shut up.   It’s gonna be a bumpy ride for the next couple of days.  But first, a primer on what you need to know to enjoy this blog to the fullest:

        

    MICHAEL GRAHAM                 RON WHITE

    AS FUNNY AS DEAD PUPPIES UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE AT THE ORPHANAGE

      VAN MORRISON

    A DRUNK, SULLEN, MOODY, IMMENSELY TALENTED, A$$HOLE

    DESIGNER, JOSEPH ABBOUD

    TWO GUESSES WHERE THE GERBIL IS.

    8:13:44 a.m. -  Imus on Lindsay Lohan, ‘How do you get that messed up?  I peed in one phone booth, but that was about it.”  As if you had to pee in a lot of phone booths to make an impression.   Perhaps if there wasn’t a woman using that phone booth at the time, it wouldn’t have been a problem, but, nevertheless…

    6TH AND 52ND STREET, CIRCA 1978

    “HEY, MAKE YOUR CALL SOMEWHERE ELSE, MY BACK TEETH ARE FLOATING”

    8:14:11 a.m. – Imus humps Bill O’Reilly’s appearance tomorrow morning. He will be on promoting his new book, KILLING KENNEDY, which Imus has not yet finished reading, although he says it’s ‘fabulous’!  We don’t have the heart to tell him that JFK dies in the end. 

    “THIS O’REILLY GUY REALLY CAN WRITE…WAIT A MINUTE! 

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  WHAT A LOUSY ENDING!”

    8:17:12 a.m. – Warner reports that Jerry Jones is opening a ‘Virginia’s Secret Store’ in Cowboys Stadium.  Uh…Warner?  That would be ‘VICTORIA’S’ secret.  Trust us, you wouldn’t want to buy ANYTHING from a ‘Virginia’s Secret’ store.

    THIS IS VIRGINIA.  SOME SECRETS ARE BETTER LEFT…A SECRET

    8:37:39 a.m. -  Our guest is Tom Friedman, whom Imus has promoted, all morning, as a guest that nobody likes.  No, that would be Michael Graham, Ron White and Joseph Abboud.  Mr. Friedman is on to discuss the turmoil in the Middle East.  He goes out on a limb and says the situation over there is ‘Bad’.  This is the kind of in-depth analysis you won’t find anywhere else, folks.  If the Jews and the Palestinians ever make nice, this guy will be selling Falafels on the corner of 52nd  and 6th.

    “HEY FRIEDMAN, WHEN’S YOUR NEXT BOOK COMING OUT?”

     

    AND, AS WE DO, EVERY DAY, HERE ON THE BLOG, WE PROVIDE A

    ‘VIDEO OF THE DAY’

    SOMETHING AMUSING THAT WILL SUM UP THE ‘MOOD’ OF THE MORNING,

    OR JUST SOMETHING THAT WE FIND FUNNY

    TODAY, IN HONOR OF THE BODYBUILDER, ACTOR, POLITICIAN

    AND CERTIFIED DIRTBAG SOCIOPATH,

    ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw