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Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe - As a children's health advocate dedicated to raising awareness of and protecting children from the numerous toxins in this world, I cannot strongly enough recommend the film “Vaxxed: From Cover-Up to Catastrophe.”  Read more...

 Celebrating 15 Years Protecting Children's Health & the Environment

 The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center®  - When you are among the first voices to speak out on an issue, it’s difficult to know if anyone is listening. When I founded The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® at Hackensack University Medical Center fifteen years ago, concern about our children's health being impacted by toxic exposures in the environment was not the hot button, trendy issue it is today.  Read more...

 

Deirdre's Dish Pick

 

 Pimento Cheese -Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys - Here's a zippy cheese spread that is so much better than the processed, store-bought versions; the difference is like night and day. I grew up on these, my Grandma was the one who made it and she called it pickles and pimento.  She would dice pickles into it and serve sweet pickles on the side.  It's wonderful on crackers, stuffed into celery sticks, or as a spread for sandwiches. You can forego using a food processor for the preparation of this recipe and the results will be a little less smooth, but delicious nonetheless.

If you have a fond memory from your childhood about some of the dishes we post please let us know by emailing us at Dimus@hackensackumc.org or contact us here, we would love to hear your story.

 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Vegan for Her by Virginia Messina - a blueprint for optimal health and wellness at any age, will show you how to: lower your risk for breast cancer and heart disease; manage conditions like arthritis and migraines; diminish PMs and cramps; build strong bones for life; enhance fertility; make an easy transition to a vegan diet; and incorporate principles of both fashion and compassion into your home and wardrobe.


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NASCAR drivers dismayed, dumbfounded by Talladega crashfest - If it’s possible, Talladega was even crazier than usual. And that’s saying a lot for a place race winner Brad Keselowski called a “daredevil track.”

Floyd Mayweather opens door for comeback, says he had talks with Showtime - Media members and fans alike have expected Floyd Mayweather to end his retirement all along. For the first time since his final (at least for now) bout in September, the future Hall of Famer opened the door for a comeback.

Klay Thompson proves Warriors can survive without Curry - The Warriors dominated yet again without him in a 118-106 win that put them up 1-0 in the Western Conference Semifinals.

Bears, QB Brian Hoyer agree to terms on 1-year contract - The Chicago Bears have agreed to terms with veteran quarterback Brian Hoyer on a one-year deal worth $2 million.

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    Monday
    May022016

    Trump & The Frump

    6:05:00 A.M. –  The I-Man begins the new morning, new week, and new month, by coining a phrase that will, no doubt, catch on like wildfire.  The frontrunners for the Presidential Nominees Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?  “Trump and the Frump.” 

    THE CHOICE IS YOURS

    6:08:16 A.M. – Apparently, there was a ‘dust up’ at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday Night, between Jesse Watters, Bill O’Reilly’s ‘Man on the Street’, and a Huff Post reporter. Waters’ style of Ambush Journalism is described by Bernard as “Like Mike Wallace”.  “I’ll let that go.” Says The I-Man.

    NOT GONNA HAPPEN

    6:15:30 A.M. – Warner discusses the hacking of Dolphins’ Offensive Tackle Larry Tunsil’s  ‘Tweeter’ account. 

    TUNSIL ‘TWITTING’ WARNER HAS ALSO CHECKED OUT LARRY’S ‘BOOKFACE’ AND ‘INSTANTGRAM’ ACCOUNTS

    6:40:27 A.M. Lt. Colonel Bill Cowan is on this morning on the 5th Anniversary of when Osama Bin Laden went to go find the 72 Virgins with a can of ‘Flex Seal’ to fill the holes in his head where the bullets went.   

    WE DON’T BLAME ROB O’NEILL.  IF WE FOUND THIS GUY, WE’D TELL EVERYBODY

    7:05:10 A.M. – According to a story he read in The New York Times this morning, the I-Man says that CBS Chief Les Moonves had a little ‘chat’ with Stephen Colbert, because ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ appears to have a absence of one of the key elements necessary for a successful Late Night Comedy Show…comedy.

    IT’S OKAY, STEPHEN…JAY LENO WASN’T FUNNY EITHER AND HE LASTED FOR 22 YEARS

    7:15:30 A.M. – Warner reports that during this Sunday’s Talladega 500, driver Tony Stewart reinjured his back during the race.  This causes the I-Man to wonder, “What did he do?  Run over himself?” 

    “PUT IT IN REVERSE!  PUT THE F@#KING CAR IN REVERSE!!!”

    7:25:50 A.M. – Imus reads a spot for a Conference on Addiction from the Non Profit ‘Path Foundation’ where they will discuss new treatments for addiction, and finding ways to replace brains cells lost due to alcohol and drug abuse.  Following the Conference, there will be a cocktail party.  Um…what?  That’s like holding a Pedophile Convention at a Chuck E. Cheese. 

    AFTER THE PATH FOUNDATION’S COCKTAIL PARTY…AND THIS GUY WAS ONE OF THE GUEST SPEAKERS

    7:39:16 A.M. PSYCHOS , in which Riedel, (Winner of the 10th Annual Marfield Prize, The National Award for Arts Writing)  rails against Will Ferrell for agreeing to star in a comedy about Ronald Reagan with Alzheimers’. Oooh. Our sides.   Riedel goes on to chastise the Left Wing Wussies for always going after Conservatives and never satirizing one of their own.  “There’s no “Who Killed Vince Foster”.  

    COMING THIS FALL…

    Deirdre is incensed by Warren Buffet, who denies that Coca Cola isn’t unhealthy: 

    COKE’S NEW ‘HONESTY’ CAMPAIGN

    Tony defends Larry Willmore, who is getting a bad rap from the media for ‘tanking’ at the White House Correspondent’s dinner over the weekend.  He says the material was funny but the audience sucked.   Which is always Rob’s excuse when one of his ‘comedy’ bits doesn’t do well. 

    AT LEAST FAMOUS COMEDY CRITIC ‘CRICKET’ DUG IT.  TWO CHIRPS UP!

    Filling in for Bo Dietl, Andrew Dice Clay is happy that Starbucks is the plaintiff in a 5 Million Dollar Class Action Suit for putting too much ice in their drinks. 

    “OL’ MOTHER TOFFEE, WENT TO STARBUCKS FOR COFFEE, AND SPILLED HER ICED MOCHA CARAMEL MACCHIATO IN HER LAP, IT SOAKED HER PANTY LINER AND FROZE HER VAGINA…AND THEN HER DOG JUMPED HER AND GAVE HER THE CLAP!   OHHHH!”

    8:12:24 A.M. – Warner calls Mark Sanchez ‘Butt Man’, referring to the infamous ‘Butt Fumble’ the Jets Quarterback made in the Thanksgiving Day game between the New York Jets and the New England Patriots.  “It was ONE game, Warner.  How would you like it if every time somebody mentioned you, they talked about your teeth falling out?”

    WARNER’S ‘MILLION DOLLAR SMILE’. IT’S PORTABLE.

    8:40:43 A.M. – Former Secret Service Agent and Real American Hero, Clint Hill, who was assigned to the Presidential Detail of FIVE U.S. Presidents, is our guest.  He was the man who protected First Lady Jackie Kennedy in Deeley Plaza that fateful November Morning.   He’s a walking, talking, historical monument.  He reveals that Richard Nixon… “Had a bit of a split-personality.”  Which is ‘Secret Service Speak’ for ‘Bat S#!+ Crazy’. 

    TRICKY DICK TELLING HOW HE GOT BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER VISITING THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT… ‘I HITCH-HIKED!’ 

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    AN AMUSING TAKE ON THE MAN WHO SHOT BIN LADEN

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9AUFpRGyc 

    AND A SOBERING ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED ON NOVEMBER 22ND 1963 FROM A MAN WHO WAS RIGHT THERE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kHywiFi_xI 

    Friday
    Apr292016

    It's Still The Devil

    6:05:00 A.M. – Gunz relieves all the tension-filled suspense that we, as well as the millions of Imus in the Morning Listeners, are all aquiver with anticipation to hear how he did in yesterday’s WABC Softball game, in which, ‘The Force’ chalked up a 6-2 win against a team…of whose identity Gunz has no idea.  But, he wants us all to know that he went “2 for 3”.  Which is how he batted…NOT how he did at the bar afterwards celebrating the win, where he was 0 for 37.  All strike outs.  Apparently, the ladies all knew who he was.

    “YEAH…UM…THANKS, BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED.  I’M…A LESBIAN…YEAH, THAT’S IT, I’M A LESBIAN…I BECAME ONE JUST AS YOU WERE WALKING OVER…”

    6:15:30 A.M. – Connell reports of an incident in Baltimore, in which a man dressed in a Panda suit who said he had a bomb strapped to his chest, caused an evacuation of Fox45, the Fox Network’s affiliate.   Turns out the ‘Bomb’ was actually just chocolate bars wrapped in tin foil.  He was shot by the police outside the station. We guess he thought that being dressed as an endangered species would protect him.

    “PANDA DOWN…WE HAVE A PANDA DOWN…”

    6:40:27 A.M. Journalist, Stocks Editor and I-Fave, Liz MacDonald, is on to talk about Trump’s rise and Obama’s Economy.  We’re not exactly sure where she is on Trump, but it’s pretty clear she’s not a fan of Obama’s. 

    AT LEAST BARACK KNOWS WHERE HE STANDS WITH LIZ

    7:05:10 A.M. – Congressman Peter King Doubles Down on John Boehner’s ‘shocking’ assessment of Ted Cruz, (‘Lucifer in the Flesh’):  “I fully agree with John Boehner.  Maybe it gives Lucifer a bad name by comparing him to Ted Cruz.”

    “PLEASED TO MEET YOUUUU…HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME…”

    7:17:34 A.M. – Bernie plays a clip of Trump telling his ‘General Pershing Story’ at a rally.  Again.  It’s like the I-Man telling the ‘Buddy Holly Museum Story’.  

    “PRIVATE!  WHERE IS THE BUDDY HOLLY MUSEUM?”

    7:23:44 A.M. – Connell reveals that, of late, he finds himself waking up singing ‘Tiny Dancer’, as he’s been endlessly hearing it at the Trump Rallies.  Could’ve been worse.  Trump could have chosen Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up.’  And then Connell would, essentially, ‘Rick Roll’ himself. 

    ELTON JOHN ‘TONY DANZA ROLLS’ HIMSELF

    7:39:16 A.M. – Senior Washington Correspondent covering the Clinton campaign for CNN, Jeff Zeleny is on, and Connell wants to know if there is any passion among voters for Hillary, and he responds, “Only among the people who already like her.”  So, we assume her husband wouldn’t be part of that group?

    IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF ROD STEWART: ‘EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY, DON’T IT?”  BUBBA LOOKS LIKE HE’D RATHER BE DRINKING DRANO THAN BE SITTING NEXT TO HIS SOUR FACED ‘BALL N’ CHAIN’.   WHICH, LATER ON, HILLARY ACTUALLY FORCED HIM TO WEAR…

    8:05:11 A.M. – Connell reports on yet another American of Korean descent, Kim Dong Chul, vacationing in North Korea, has been sentenced to 10 years Hard Labor for espionage…leading McShane to wonder.  “Who goes to their travel agent, or Expedia.com and decides ‘North Korea’ is where they wanna go?” 

    ‘THE COMMUNIST COASTER’ AND ‘THE PEOPLE’S FLYING COFFIN’, TWO OF THE MOST POPULAR RIDES AT

    KIM JONG WORLD ‘THE UNHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH’.

    8:20:40 A.M. – Donald Trump says that even the people in the Halls of Congress now refer to Cruz as ‘Lyin’ Ted’.  Lou muses that, someday, Cruz’ grandchildren will refer to him as ‘Lyin Ted.’  

    EVEN THE GRANDKIDS WON’T GO FOR ‘POP POP’S BULLS#*T’

    8:40:43 A.M. VINNIE FROM QUEENSU begins with a discussion of players whose Drug Use cost them Millions…like Marlins’ Second Baseman, Dee Gordon, who has been suspended for 80 games due to PED use, losing 3 Million dollars of his 6 Million Dollar Salary.  We never knew PEDs cost that much.  He’s got to get himself a better dealer.  Find out who Sid uses…

    GORDON WITH THE DODGERS

    GORDON WITH THE MARLINS.  P.E.D.S?  WHAT P.E.D.S?

    8:41:07 A.M. – The panel then discuss the big loser in last night’s NFL Draft.  Ole Miss Tackle, Laremy Tunsil, whose Instagram Account was hacked, and, during the Draft, a video of him doing a Gas Mask Bong Hit circulated, causing his value to fall faster than shares of Blackberry Stock.  It cost him approximately 7 Million Dollars in potential earnings.

                ‘OLE LAREMY WAS GONNA BE RICH…BUT THEN HE GOT HIGH…’

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    Lucifer, Satan, or Beelzebub,

    No matter what the name,

    It’s still The Devil

    Here are 3 of the Funniest Representations of

    ‘The Prince of Darkness’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAEfeNLKwd0 

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-exorcist-2/n8617 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    ...consider yourself ‘Rick Rolled’

    Thursday
    Apr282016

    You Got Owned

    6:05:00 A.M. –  The I-Man is ‘Sicker than 9 Dogs’ this morning, so Connell is Pinch Hitting from KGO810 in San Francisco, where he is covering the Donald Trump Campaign.

    DEIRDRE AND WYATT TEND TO THE AILING I-MAN, WHILE THE DOCTOR PONDERS WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MAKING HIM SICK…WHICH HE WON’T EVER DISCOVER, AS DEIRDRE THREW OUT THE BOX THE ARSENIC CAME IN

    6:08:16 A.M.  – Warner, reporting on the NHL Playoffs, has a difficult time pronouncing the name of Nashville Predators’ goalie Pekka Rinne.  Warner pronounces it as ‘Reen’, when it’s ‘Rine’, like ‘Wine’.  However, he has no problem with the ‘Pecker’ part.

    PEKKA RINE.  BERNIE CALLS HIM A ‘PEKKA HEAD’, WHILE TONY CALLS HIM A ‘PEKKA WOOD’

    6:18:30 A.M.  – Bernie plays a clip of Trump’s ‘Foreign Policy’ speech, where he suffers from a little ‘Warneritis’ …mispronouncing the country Tanzania…rhyming it with ‘mania’, (putting the accent the second syllable)  instead of ‘knee ya’ (accent on the last two syllables).  At least Mr. Trump got the ‘Tanz’ right…because if there’s anything Donald knows about…it’s a tan.  

    IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP’S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH SID 

    TANZANIA.  IT’S LOCATED IN AFRICA (‘A-FRICK–A’ ,  NOTA-FREAK-A’)

    6:40:27 A.M.  Fox News Anchor, Martha MacCallum is on, and she cuts Trump a break for his mispronunciation of the African nation, because, she says, reading a teleprompter is more difficult than people think.  We would add, so is reading. Anything.  At least it is for Ted Cruz.

    I LIKE THE PICTURES…BUT SOME OF THE WORDS ARE TOO HARD…

    6:43:59 A.M. Martha thinks it’s ‘odd timing’ for Ted Cruz to name Carly Fiorina as his running mate.  We think odder timing was that of Ms. Fiorina’s singing a Lullabye before she introduced Ted at the rally. 

    A CRUZ CROWD DOESN’T NEED A LULLABYE TO MAKE THEM FALL ASLEEP AT A RALLY.  ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SPEAK.

    7:05:10 A.M. – Gunz asks Dr. Bill when the rain we’re expecting will hit the city, as he’s concerned whether his WABC softball game will be washed out.  Gunz plays Second Base, which is ironic, considering he never gets to second base in his real life.  But at least he knows what it looks like.

    GUNZ WEARS HIS HOCKEY HELMET WHEN HE’S AT BAT.  HE CAN’T AFFORD ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD

    7:17:34 A.M. – Warner reveals that he got a new boiler. It’s not, however, a ‘Peerless’ Boiler.  WTF?  They SPONSOR HIS SPORTS REPORTS!  Has the old boy gone mad? 

    THIS IS WHAT WARNER COULD’VE HAD

    THIS WAS WHAT HE WOUND UP GETTING INSTEAD.   IF YOU DON’T LOOK TOO CLOSELY, YOU CAN HARDLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE…

    7:39:16 A.M. – Rich Edson of Fox News is on to discuss Trump’s Foreign Policy speech from yesterday at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington D.C.  Rich says Donald did introduce some ideas that might be appealing to people outside of the Republican Camp, such as; making our Allies pay more for their own defense, and stop nation building, which appears to be in contrast to the ideas of the current Republican Foreign Policy Experts, Lindsey Graham and John McCain.  Senator Graham got his panties in a knot, tweeting that he thought the speech was ‘Pathetic’ and that ‘Ronald Reagan must be rolling over in his grave.’   

    OH, SNAP, TRUMP…YOU GOT OWNED

    8:05:11 A.M. – Warner shares that, while walking his dog, he noticed that the other dog walkers all support Donald Trump.  Now that The Donald’s got the Florida Dog Walker Constituency locked up, all he needs are the Cat Ladies and he’s a shoe in for the nomination.

    MURIEL WILL BE BRINGING ALL HER LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS WITH HER TO THE POLLING PLACE

    8:20:40 A.M. – Connell does a Path Medical spot and informs Warner that one of their Full Body Scans could add 25 years to his life.  “But I’ll be 140!” Warner exclaims.  That crazy Warner.  Always lying about his age.  This November he’ll be 155.  But he doesn’t look a day over 120. 

    SEE WHAT HALF A TUNA SANDWICH AND GOING TO THE GYM WILL DO FOR YOU?

    8:40:43 A.M. – Former New York Gubernatorial Candidate and Trump Supporter, Carl ‘The Raccoon’ Paladino is on, (That’s the nickname we’ve given him) bringing his famous charm and wit to the program.  He tells us that he was the one who picked the areas and the venues that the Campaign visited prior to the New York Primary.   He says we’re going to see “A lot more depth” to Trump…and advised his candidate that “You’ve got to listen to the streets in order to know what the people want.” 

    ACCORDING TO THIS GUY, THIS COUNTRY NEEDS TO PRODUCE MORE TIN FOIL TO BLOCK THE ALIEN MIND CONTROL RAYS AND WE ALL SHOULD WALK AROUND WITH A SLICE OF BALONEY IN EACH SHOE

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    Ricky Bobby Gives Warner a Lesson on How to Properly Schmooze Your Sponsors

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXry-cXybG0 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAUI_0knfk 

    Wednesday
    Apr272016

    Let's Bust A Move

    6:05:00 A.M. – Gunz starts the morning off on a very ugly note by calling ESPN’s ‘First Take’ host,  Skip Bayless,  a “Dick”.  “That’s Mr. Dick to you.” Says the I-Man.  He then calls Bernard a “Dick”.  There’s more “Dicks” in the studio this morning than at Madonna’s House on Puerto Rican Pride Day.

     

    6:08:16 A.M. – The Boss comments on White People dancing at Hillary’s rallies.  He likens it to “Grandma’s Birthday Party.”

    “WOW!  FAT JOE’S ‘ALL THE WAY UP’!  THAT’S MY JAM!  C’MON LADIES, LET’S ‘BUST A MOVE’!”

    6:15:30 A.M. – Discussing the Tension over at ABC’s ‘Live! With Kelly and Michael’.  Or, as Ms. Ripa refers to it:  ‘Live!  With Me and the Motherf#@ker Who Stabbed Me In the Back.’  Co-Host Michael Strahan is leaving the program in two weeks…better dealing his gig to a spot on ‘Good Morning America’.   Imus wonders whom they’re going to get to replace him.  “John Batchelor” muses Lou.

    “I HAVE EVIDENCE, KELLY, WHICH SUGGESTS THAT MICHAEL STRAHAN WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIEN LIFE FORMS AND REPLACED BY A SENTIENT ROBOT…WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN HIS UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR…”

    6:40:27 A.M. Calling in from Houston, Professor Doug Brinkley, and he tells us that John Kerrey spoke at Rice University last night, and will be speaking in Austin with Henry Kissinger, and Doug will be there. He says that Kissinger likes to go where historians are so that he “Can spin them.”  Which, is a nice way of saying ‘Altering History’.  Apparently, that didn’t work with Richard Nixon, because historians still think he’s an asshole.  

    DOUG DOESN’T THINK NIXON IS AN ASSHOLE…HE DOES, HOWEVER, THINK HE’S A ‘DICK’

    6:42:45A.M. The Professor Proudly Prognosticates (5 Extra Points for Alliteration) that Donald Trump could choose a General for his VP.

    LEAVE IT TO A HISTORY PROFESSOR.  WE WONDER IF DOUG WOULD SUGGEST GENERAL GEORGE ARMSTRONG…WE KNOW WE WOULD VOTE FOR A TRUMP/CUSTER TICKET

    7:17:34 A.M. – Connell reports on today’s Dennis Hastert sentencing. The 74 Year Old Former U.S. House Speaker was accused of paying someone 3.5 Million dollars to conceal dark secrets of his past…which would be the allegations he molested at least four students when he coached Wrestling at an Illinois High School.  Comedian, Andy Richter, who went to the High School, remembers Hastert sitting in a Lazy Boy right next to the Locker Room Showers…ostensibly to keep the boys from fighting.  And, we believe, to make sure they washed themselves slowly and carefully so they wouldn’t miss any spots. 

     “HOW MUCH WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU BOYS TO KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT?  OKAY, HOW MUCH WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO KEEP THEM OPEN?”

    7:39:16 A.M. – The I-Man introduces the concept of ‘President Trump’ to the panel.  Alan is sure that there won’t be a ‘President Trump’.  He calls Donald “An embarrassment” and a “Racial Opportunist”.  Deirdre then takes Alan out with a bazooka of insults, which, if this were an uncensored broadcast, would’ve have been along the lines of calling Colmes a ****sucking, mother****ing, liberal piece of ****.  But she took the high road.  She doesn’t need to resort to ugly, pejorative ridicule and vilification.  

    FOR DEIRDRE, THIS IS LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL

    7:43:16 A.M. – Alan rails against Michael Strahan for not telling Kelly about his departure.  The I-Man then asks Mr. Colmes when he found out he was off ‘Hannity and Colmes’.   Alan then does his version of a Ralph Kramden ‘Hommina Hommina Hommina’ 

    “YOU KNOW THAT I DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT IT UNTIL I GOT TO WORK THAT DAY, AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT I DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT IT UNTIL I GOT TO WORK THAT DAY, AND I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW…”

    8:05:11 A.M. – Connell reports that the Duck Dynasty Dude was at Trump Tower last night for Donald’s Victory Speech, and that prompts the I-Man to voice his disdain for Duck Hunters, because of their cowardice, using ‘Duck Calls’ which lures the Duck to the ground, expecting to get  ‘Down’. (See what we did there?)   “If you can’t outsmart a duck…I don’t want you voting for me…” 

    “I LIKE STANDING IN THE BACK…THAT WAY I CAN GET A GOOD GANDER AT MELANIA’S SWEET CABOOSE…”

    POOR DONALD THINKS HE’S GOING TO GET SOME DUCK ‘TAIL’

    NOW THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU COULD CALL ‘DUCK HUNTING’

    8:12:40 A.M. – Connell informs the Boss that he will be broadcasting from San Francisco tomorrow and Friday.  When Imus asks if he will be covering the Trump Campaign, Connell replies ‘Correctamundo’.  Although he’s clearly more a Richie Cunningham, McShane attempts to channel his ‘Inner Fonzie’.  

    “AAAAAYYYY!”                                                          “I FOUND MY THRILL…”

    8:14:28 A.M. – Audio Clip:  Ted Cruz “I’m the same person today as I was yesterday.”  “Yeah, an asshole.”  Imus from Downtown.

    YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT…

    8:40:43 A.M. – Bernard Goldberg, I-Fave, is on and he shares something that he advised Bill O’Reilly:  “Don’t interview your friends.”  Which is why the I-Man is such a great interviewer.  He has no friends. 

    “…SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY…. (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)

    8:41:07 A.M. – Imus says that, one of the things he doesn’t like about Trump is that he’s “Intellectually Lazy”.  Nice!  Bernie adds “Would you want your kids acting like Trump?”   Actually, we would.  We think it would be a hoot if one of our kids called his teacher a ‘Disgusting Pig’. 

    “THERE SHE GOES…LYIN’ MOMMY…”

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    Granny Dancing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxC0CyoXj-M 

    OLD DUDES GROOVING

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggswWVZ8zKA 

    Tuesday
    Apr262016

    Team Pride

    6:05:00 A.M. –  The I-Man is back to lead us once more, and when he’s not here things really aren’t the same:  We all feel so good about ourselves.

     

    6:08:16 A.M. – Sid’s been in San Francisco for the past week, so filling in for him will be Mr. Tony Powell, who, ironically, is now actually LIGHTER than Sid…who has taken on the complexion of the Tanning Mom. 

    TONY, SID & AL JOLSON

    6:15:30 A.M. – John Kasich’s dining habits are discussed. The I-Man suggests that they give the Governor of Ohio a trough out of which he can eat.

    OOOH!  MAC & CHEESE!  MY FAVORITE!

    6:17:04 A.M. – Detroit Tiger, Mark Fidrych may be known as ‘The Bird’, but Tyler Collins flipped one to the crowd after being booed for losing a fly ball in the lights, and botching a throw to third base.  Warner says “You can’t give the finger to the crowd…” The I-Man disagrees, saying that of course you can…especially if Nat Candido is in the stands.

    TYLER COLLINS:  JUST SHOWING SOME ‘TEAM PRIDE’

    6:40:27 A.M. Peter Kiernan, author of BECOMING CHINA’S BITCH, has come into the studio, ‘Out of Respect’ for the I-Man.  We wonder if he thinks that the Boss is ‘Laid Out’ like an Irish Wake.  Kiernan is, after all, an Irish name…

    BERNIE WAS IN CHARGE OF BOOKING THE ENTERTAINMENT

    6:43:47 A.M. Mr. Kiernan goes on to call the Kasich/Cruz Alliance ‘Dumb and Dumber 3’.  When he’s right, he’s right.

    COMING THIS JULY…TO CLEVELAND

    7:05:10 A.M. – Imus:  “If Trump doesn’t win, even Paul Begala and James Carville will be disappointed.”

    PAULO, TRUMPO AND CARVO…THE NEW MARX BROTHERS

    7:17:34 A.M. – Connell reports that “Ted Cruz is actually looking at running mates.”   Isn’t there a song for that?  ‘High Hopes’?   ‘Just what makes that idiot Cruz…think that he will win and not lose…nobody’s gonna choose…Cruz…guess he’s hittin’ the booze…but he’s got Hiiiiiigh Hopes….he’s got….Hiiiigh Hopes…’

    JUST WHAT MAKES THIS LITTLE OLD ANT…THINK HE’LL MOVE A RUBBER TREE PLANT?  WE DON’T KNOW.  HE’S JUST STUPID, PROBABLY.

    7:18:23 A.M.  Imus saw a video of a Prince being interviewed by Tavis Smiley, in which, His Purple Badness revealed that the great Dick Gregory was his Inspiration  for the song ‘Dreamer.’    

                                      INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH…HILLARY CLINTON WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR              

    ‘I COULD NEVER TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR MAN’

    7:39:16 A.M. BERNIE & SID… but, this morning, it’s ‘Bernie & Tony’.  Bald on Black?  Cue Ball/Eight Ball?  Yin and Yang?  (Maybe not…neither of them is Chinese) Imus asks if Beyoncé should leave her unfaithful husband Jay Z.   Tony thinks she should stick with him, because he’s going to cheat again, and she’ll get another couple of great albums from it.  Or at least a Louisville Slugger endorsement.

    “UM…BEY?  THAT’S NOT JAY–Z’S CAR.”   “IT’S NOT?  OOPS! MY BAD.”

    8:05:11 A.M. – Imus speaks of the Ted and John Alliance:  “This Cabal of Cruz and the Creep…”   Oooh!  Snap!  You alliterative mother#@cker you!  Although, we thought Cruz was the Creep…so maybe it’s more redundant than alliterative.

    THEY DO MAKE A CUTE COUPLE, THOUGH, DON’T THEY?

    8:20:40 A.M. – A group of entertainers, among whom are Bruce Springsteen, Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato have cancelled their North Carolina stops on their respective tours, to protest the state’s ‘Hateful’ anti LGBT Law.  Imus doesn’t know why North Carolina doesn’t get with the program and drop the transgender phobic stance that one must use the restroom of the sex indicated on their birth certificate.  Especially when, according to the Boss, (Imus, not Springsteen) down in North Carolina “They’re having sex with animals and marrying their sister.” 

    “WE DON’T WANT NONE O’ THEM ‘HE-SHE’ PEOPLE PEEIN’ IN OUR OUTHOUSE, DO WE VERN?”  “NO, OTIS…YOU’RE RIGHT…IT MIGHT SCARE BRIGHTEYES AND PUT HER OUT OF THE MOOD…”

    8:40:43 A.M. – Author Howard Blum is the guest, on to promote his book “The Last Goodnight”, the true story of Betty Pack, who was, essentially, the ‘Mata-Hari’ of the Second World War, seducing diplomats and military attache’s across the globe in exchange for ciphers and secrets, and cracking embassy safes to steal codes.  Mr. Blum says that “The last person to whom you say goodnight is the most dangerous.”   Which could be the reason why the I-Man has taken to sleeping with one eye open…

    “GOOD NIGHT DON…C’MON…CLOSE YOUR EYES…THAT’S IT…LET ME MAKE THE ROOM DARK FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SLEEP…AND LET ME TAKE PUT THIS PILLOW OVER YOUR FACE TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE OF MY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY…”

    VIDEO OF THE DAY  

    The Tavis Smiley Interview with Prince

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbz0tJnvVEY 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7yRFk-ZfE 

    Dreamer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_pUEI6nXQ