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Take a Vacation From Stress - By Deirdre Imus-July 2016 - Summer evokes a sense of nostalgia in most of us: carefree days and nights spent on the beach, chasing lightning bugs in the yard, licking melted ice cream off sticky fingers. The weather was warm, time was irrelevant, and homework non-existent. It was all so exciting, and full of possibility.  Read more... 

 Celebrating 15 Years Protecting Children's Health & the Environment

 The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center®  - When you are among the first voices to speak out on an issue, it’s difficult to know if anyone is listening. When I founded The Deirdre Imus Environmental Health Center® at Hackensack University Medical Center fifteen years ago, concern about our children's health being impacted by toxic exposures in the environment was not the hot button, trendy issue it is today.  Read more...

 

Deirdre's Dish Pick

 

Steamed Broccoli with Lemon and Parmesan - Recipe by Deirdre Imus, The Imus Ranch: Cooking for Kids and Cowboys - I recommend using all organic non GMO ingredients. In addition to being deliciously simple to prepare, broccoli is also one of the best nutrition choices around. Loaded with fiber, 1 cup of broccoli also provides about 10 percent of the daily value for calcium. And in this particular broccoli recipe, the garlic and lemon flavor combination ensures a terrific low-fat side dish that goes well with almost any main course.

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If you have a Healthy Recipe that you enjoy and would like to see others indulge in, please share it with us: Deirdre.Imus@hackensackmeridian.org - You may have your recipe posted live on my Recipe Page! 

Deirdre's Book Pick Of The Week

 

Grit: The Power of Passion and Perseverance - In this instant New York Times bestseller, pioneering psychologist Angela Duckworth shows anyone striving to succeed—be it parents, students, educators, athletes, or business people—that the secret to outstanding achievement is not talent but a special blend of passion and persistence she calls “grit.”


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With the closing of The Imus Ranch For Kids with Cancer, The Imus Ranch Foundation was formed to donate 100% of all donations previously devoted to The Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer to various other charities whose work and missions compliment those of the ranch. The initial donation from The Imus Ranch Foundation was awarded to Tackle Kids Cancer, a program of The HackensackUMC Foundation and the New York Giants.  In addition, once the Imus Ranch for Kids with Cancer is sold, 100% of those funds will be contributed to The Imus Ranch Foundation.

Warner's Sports Corner

2016 PGA Championship Opening Day: Dustin Johnson implodes, Phil Mickelson salvages round

Leo Santa Cruz's biggest fight became much tougher - Leo's 56-year-old father underwent chemotherapy and spinal surgery and was in a wheelchair for some time. All the while, Leo was forced to focus on the biggest fight of his own life, a matchup against fellow undefeated champion Carl Frampton.

McGregor Posts Video of Drug Test - Conor McGregor, advocate for a clean UFC, posts revealing video of USADA drug test

Sale loses in White Sox return - The Cubs did just enough against the White Sox ace in his six innings and rode their own pitching to a 3-1 victory Thursday night in Chicago's rivalry series.


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    Thursday
    Jul282016

    99% Mental

    6:05:00 A.M. – We begin with a reflection upon Vice President Biden’s speech at the DNC last night.  “How did his speech go?” the I-Man wants to know.  What he wants to know even more is “Who gave the speech first?”  We think we know: Milli Vanilli. 

    ROB AND FAB WERE BIG HITS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FOR

    THE 1992 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION 

    6:08:16 A.M.  – Warner promos an upcoming Sports story:  “Ryan Fitzpatrick has called the Jets bluff.  He got 12 THOUSAND for one year.”  Um…Warner? 

    SO MUCH FOR THAT HARVARD EDUCATION.

      HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T MAJOR IN FINANCE

    6:16:40 A.M.  – Imus complains that the protestors at the Convention are weak, and we have to admit that they lack cojones.  The I-Man suggests that they should have done something bold and dramatic…like taken Geraldo Rivera hostage. 

    WE’RE NOT SURE THEY’RE GOING TO FIND HIM. 

    THEY HAVE HIM IN A VAULT SOMEWHERE

     6:38:36 A.M.  – Imus sings the praises of Julie Kanfer, one-time assistant and associate producer of the Imus in the Morning program, and then tells us of a somewhat curious Tweet she has on her Twitter feed…regarding Veep Joe Biden’s wife…

    THE TWEET IN QUESTION.  ALL RIGHT NOW, BABY!

    7:05:10 A.M. – Imus talks to Warner about Jordan Spieth and how, ever since his meltdown at the 2016 Masters, he hasn’t won a tournament.   The I-Man then quotes the great Joe Beaver, who says that individual sports are all about 80% mental.  As opposed to most, the I-Man is about 99% mental.

    THE LAST TIME THE BOSS PLAYED GOLF…IT DIDN’T GO THAT WELL EITHER.       

    HE KINDA WENT A LITTLE ‘MENTAL’

    7:39:16 A.M. PSYCHOS!!   Alan, the first at bat, takes a swing at Trump’s latest favorite phrase: ‘Law & Order’.  He claims that it’s ‘code’, and that black people know what that means.  We know what it means too.  It’s that show on NBC. 

    “IN THE AMERICAN POLITICAL SYSTEM, THE PEOPLE ARE REPRESENTED BY TWO SEPARATE, YET EQUALLY IMPORTANT GROUPS:  THE RIGHT WING NUTS AND THE LEFT WING LOSERS.  THESE ARE THEIR STORIES”

    Curtis cuts loose on the convention and the corruption promulgated by ‘Crooked’ Hillary and the New York Democratic Delegation.  Curtis takes the opportunity to slam his favorite targets, ‘Andrew Evil Eyes Cuomo, King Cuomo the Second’, and ‘Your Mayor, Not Mine, Comrade Bill DeBlasio’.  He doesn’t, however, have the same kind of moniker for Mrs. Clinton.  We suggest ‘Hillary the Ashtray,   Badonkadonk Pantsuit, Clinton’

      

    A PLACE FOR HER AT THE TABLE

    Deirdre is still angrily incredulous about the disgraceful lack of American Flags onstage at the DNC.  She says it looks like the crowd is in some futuristic commie movie.  

    IT’S LIKE 1984 ALL OVER AGAIN

    Bernard observes that Hillary is wearing a Chairman Mao Pantsuit  

    HE ACTUALLY MAY HAVE SOMETHING THERE

    8:15:11 A.M. – The crew reacts to the news about Ronald Reagan’s Would-Be Assassin, John Hinckley, who will be released from a psychiatric hospital after more than 35 years and forced to live with his 90 year old mother.  Part of the terms of his release include being barred from accessing social media, uploading any content, or erasing any browser history from his computer.  Which means no surfing the ‘Net for Porn.  Which, of course, also means no more Pounding the Hinckley Pinkie. 

    HEY!  HINCKLEY!  BOTH HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM…

    8:31:57 A.M. – Imus wants to know how really fat people wipe their butts…Enjoy your breakfast.  We ponder the question ourselves…and think that, perhaps, some kind of selfie-stick apparatus…

    APPARENTLY, SOMEBODY ELSE WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING…AND GOT A PATENT FOR IT

    8:41:07 A.M. – The guest is I-Fave Bernard Goldberg, who says that he does advise O’Reilly off the air, can’t believe that ‘Well fed and housed’ is the phrase that got Bill in so much trouble.  Bernard goes on to say that he’s tired of discussions about race because you can’t have an honest discussion about race, and so, instead of the convention, he’s watching re-runs of ‘The Big Bang Theory’.

     

    WE HAVEN’T WATCHED ‘THE BIG BANG THEORY’ SINCE THE RACISTS AT CBS DECIDED TO GET RID OF THE BLACK NERD CHARACTER, ‘POINDEXTER’

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM 

    Wednesday
    Jul272016

    Seriously, what was thrown off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

    6:05:00 A.M. –  We begin with a discussion of Bill O’Reilly’s comment on Michelle Obama’s speech from the other night, where she referenced the fact that slaves had built the White House.  Apparently, Bill thought it necessary to ‘Fact Check’ the statement, and, in the process, discovered that they were “Well-fed and had decent lodging.”    “Hey!  Ezekiel!  Do you know how to build a Neoclassical style residence for the President of the United States?”  “No, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

    …HE ALSO SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON HIS CAR INSURANCE

    6:08:16 A.M.  –  Employing his keen sense of cutting to the most important and relevant aspects of any situation, the I-Man wonders why, at the DNC, Susan Sarandon’s eyes are ‘All bugged out.’   She will now, from this day forward, be known as the ‘Bug-Eyed Girl’

    SHE’S NOT ‘BUG-EYED’. 

    SHE’S JUST A MODEL FOR A MARGARET KEANE PAINTING

    6:16:40 A.M.  – Warner reports that, at the Rio Olympics, athletes will be swimming, windsurfing and sailing in…well, crap.  Actual crap.

    SURFING AT THE RIO OLYMPICS.  GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE ‘SHOOTING THE CURL’

    6:25:50 A.M.  –   Today is Bobbie Gentry’s birthday, and Imus notes that the father in her hit song ‘Ode to Billie Jo’ was a tad insensitive, as immediately after being told that Billy Jo McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge, asked for someone to pass him the biscuits. 

    “SO BILLY JO IS DEAD?  WELL I’LL BE DARNED…”

    6:40:27 A.M. Professor Doug Brinkley is on, and he and the I-Man share an appreciation of  Guy Clark, and then tells us Bob Dylan and Mavis Staples recently performed at the Toledo Zoo, near the old Monkey House.  We know one monkey don’t stop no show, but… how about a whole house full of them?

    THEY WANTED AN ENCORE, BUT NONE OF THE MONKEYS KNEW HOW TO WORK A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

    7:05:10 A.M. –  Imus reports that Dr. Dre had a trespasser at his Malibu home, but when the Po Po got there, they snapped the cuffs on HIM.    He probably wishes he was the one who sang lead on ‘F@#% the Police’ instead of Ice Cube.  We can’t wait for his new album.

    THE REMIX OF ‘EXPRESS YOURSELF’, WITH THE REFERENCE TO NOT BEING ABLE TO GET HIS GOLF SWING STRAIGHT, IS A HIGHLIGHT

    7:17:34 A.M.   Warner reports on the Rio ‘Love Hotels’ near the Olympic venues feature ‘S&M Suites’.  So Olympians won’t have to worry about stopped up toilets in the Olympic Village apartments.  They can just pee on their roommate.

    THE GERMAN SWIM TEAM CHECKS INTO THEIR ROOMS

    7:39:16 A.M. BLONDE ON BLONDE , with Deirdre and Alan Colmes, is particularly contentious this morning.  It starts with Deirdre not being proud at all that history has been made with the nomination of Hillary.  She’s incensed by the fact that there were no American Flags on the stage at the convention.  Good thing she doesn’t know that there are no vegan options at the concession stands in the arena.

    THE DEEP FRIED BUTTER WITH SAUSAGE GRAVY IS A PARTICULAR TASTE TREAT

    7:44:09 A.M.  Still obsessed over just what was thrown off the Tallahatchie Bridge in ‘The Ode to Billie Jo’, Imus poses the question to the ‘Blondes’   Alan maintains that Deirdre wishes it was Hillary Clinton.  Interesting.  So does Bill Clinton.

    BUBBA OFFERS HIS WIFE A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE

    7:46:11 A.M. – Deirdre says that Alan sounds like he’s being held hostage.  Funny, that’s the way the I-Man sounds most mornings.

    MAYBE THEY CAN HELP EACH OTHER ESCAPE

    8:05:27 A.M. – The I-Man raves about a new Sports Drink he’s been imbibing.  ‘Body Armor’.  His favorite flavors are Fruit Punch and Grape.  Unbeknownst to him, Deirdre has snuck in another, more organic, flavor.  

    SLIGHTLY AMMONIAC, WITH SUBTLE NOTES OF ASPARAGUS

    8:15:11 A.M. – Deirdre is miffed with Rob, as he hasn’t answered any of her texts.  Apparently, he didn’t recognize her new number, and, thinking it was some crazy person, ignored them.  Meanwhile, he’s been texting some stranger who hasn’t really understood why he seemed so obsessed with Thimerosal. 

    8:30:11 A.M. – Bernie plays a clip of the new Anthony Weiner/Donald Trump feud over a potential mayoral race between the two.  Regarding ol’ Carlos Danger, the I-Man observes that it’s disgusting to take a picture of your penis and send it to people.  Bernie replies:  ‘Especially to people you don’t know.’  

    BERNARD SENDS A PICTURE OF HIS JUNK TO A STRANGER

    8:40:43 A.M. – Mary Matalin is on, and the girl might have already gotten into the Cooking Sherry, because it appears that she’s become the new ‘Miss Cleo’ Voodoo Lady, as she’s recently into Numerology.  She says that the I-Man is an ‘8’.  Funny, we would’ve thought his number was ‘666’

     

    MADAM MARY ALSO PREDICTS

    THE I-MAN WILL HAVE A COUGHING FIT TODAY

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    The Movie

    That Finally Answered

    The Burning Question:

    ‘Just what exactly was thrown off the Tallahatchie Bridge?’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWlsnEEWCEo 

    Tuesday
    Jul262016

    Idiot with a Napoleon Complex

    6:05:00 A.M. –    There’s a poll up on the @TheImusShow  Twitter Account, asking which speaker from last night’s DNC was the most awful.  Al Franken is beating both Bernie Sanders and Sarah Silverman, even with their Awful Votes put together.  Coming up as a close second, however, is Paul Simon, who was…in a word, tragic, singing ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’, which was recorded with Art Garfunkel singing lead. The I-Man wonders whatever happened between the two of them.  Tony Googles the question, and finds an interview where Garfunkel referred to Simon as “…an idiot with a Napoleon Complex.”

    SHE’S GOT QUITE A HISTORY…

    6:08:16 A.M.  – Connell is still in Philly, broadcasting from that hot dog stand at the Wells Fargo Arena, and there’s a lot of noise down there that’s bleeding through his mic.  Imus asks McShane what all the hubbub is about… Connell says its Robin Roberts and her posse on the way to the GMA set.  But we think we hear people saying “Death to Imus”  

    SOME OF THE PROTESTORS OUTSIDE THE ARENA

    6:16:40 A.M.  – Warner reports that Australia has refused to move into the Rio Olympic Village, claiming the facilities are ‘uninhabitable’:  Blocked Toilets, Leaking Pipes, exposed wiring, darkened stairwells where no lighting has been installed and dirty floors that haven’t been cleaned in years.  Or in other words, as the I-Man observes: “Just like Gunz’s apartment.”

    GUNZ’S BEDROOM.  HE’S NOT CLEANING IT BECAUSE…NO ONE BUT HIM HAS, OR WILL EVER BE, IN THERE BUT HIM

    6:40:27 A.M. New York Political Columnist for the New York Post, Fred Dicker is the guest, and calls Michael Bloomberg one of the most dynamic political figures out there.  We’re not sure, but we think he may be just a little facetious and sarcastic.

    THE CROWD AT A RECENT BLOOMBERG SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT

    7:05:10 A.M. – We begin the hour with the I-Man asking the rhetorical question: “Is there anything Paul Simon will say ‘No’ to?”  After last night’s performance at the DNC, we’d have to answer…um, No.   Imus then relates the story about his being invited to be part of an upcoming episode of ESPN’s ‘30 for 30’, featuring ‘Mike and the Mad Dog’.  He said ‘No’ to that, because they will not give him final approval of the footage they use.  We think it’s because he got burned that one time when they released the video of him with the goat before he approved it.

    IMUS CHECKS TO MAKE SURE THE CAMERA IS ROLLING WHEN ‘SNOWFLAKE’ GIVES HIM SOME BAD NEWS…

    7:22:44 A.M.   During the CNN coverage of the Convention last night, they cut away from a riot outside to ‘Boys II Men’ performing to the crowd inside.   Perhaps they thought the group was going to cause a riot of their own.  They’re really more like ‘Men to Men’ at this point.

    IT REALLY IS ‘SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY’

    7:39:16 A.M. – Sid and Bernie.  Sid starts off by casting his vote on the Imus in the Morning Poll Question as to who was the worst at last night’s convention: Unequivocally Al Franken.  In fact, Sid says “If 10 people beat the hell out of Al Franken, I’d be the first to applaud.”  Of course he wouldn’t attempt to beat the hell out of Franken himself, having developed a nervous tic ever since stepping into the ring with Bernard.

    DESPITE OUR PERSONAL FEELINGS ABOUT HIM, WE’D PUT OUR MONEY ON FRANKEN

    7:39:16 A.M. – The I-Man then asks Rosenberg if he is ‘Juicing’.  Sid replies “Why would I ever admit that I was on Steroids…on this program?  Does it look like I’m using steroids?”  The I-Man says Yes.  “Well then, you answered your own question.” Sid says.

    33 INCH NECK AND TESTICLES LIKE TIC TACS ASIDE, SID IS CERTAINLY NOT TAKING STEROIDS

    THE LIZARD KING.  ‘MR. MOJO RISING’?  MORE LIKE ‘MR. MOJO RAISIN’

    ( ‘MR. MOJO RISING’ IS AN ANAGRAM FOR ‘JIM MORRISON’ )

    (‘UNHINGE MINI STORM’ IS AN ANAGRAM FOR ‘IMUS IN THE MORNING’)

    8:15:11 A.M. – The Boss tells us that one of the best people he knows or has ever done business with is Randy Bloomer, of Bloomer Trailers.  Conversely, ‘Outlaw Conversions is the WORST company I’ve ever dealt with.  They’re racist assholes.’   

    WE WONDER WHAT OTHER KIND OF ‘CONVERSIONS’ THEY DEAL WITH

    8:40:43 A.M. –Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi is on, and Imus mentions that, in watching Rudy Giuliani’s speech at the RNC last week, he got his gun out in his living room in Texas, he was  so fraidy scared. 

    ACTUALLY, HE WATCHED THE BULK OF THE SPEECH FROM UNDER HIS BED

    8:41:07 A.M. – Taibbi on Sanders:  “It’s all about the future for him.”  We tend to disagree…we’re not sure he’s even buying Green Bananas.

    BERNIE.  NOT LOOKING QUITE AS SPRY AS HE DID AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CAMPAIGN

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    RHYMIN’ SIMON

    AS WE PREFER HIM 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcwRt6J32o 

    Monday
    Jul252016

    Who is the 'Worst Person in History'?

    6:05:00 A.M. –   He’s baaa-aaack.   The I-Man returns after a rodeo-filled two week hiatus.  Connell, Lou, Bernie, Warner, even Tony has returned.  All the chickens are back in the nest.  But 3 Minutes in, there’s a technical difficulty:  The Boss can’t hear us.  Which isn’t really all that different…he can’t hear us when everything’s working.

    “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?”  “WHAT??”  “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?”  “WHAT??”  “CAN YOU HEA…AH, FORGET IT.”

    6:08:16 A.M.  – The I-Man calls Hillary Clinton the worst person in history.  Which is something, especially when there’s been a lot of bad people through the years:  Hitler, Genghis Khan…Stuart Varney.  Not necessarily in that order.

    THE WORST PERSON IN HISTORY?  JUMP BALL WITH THE BOTTOM TWO

    6:16:40 A.M.  – Imus mentions watching Rudy Giuliani’s fiery performance at the RNC last week, and, he says he thought the former Mayor of NY was going to clutch his chest and collapse in the middle of it.  “That would’ve been great!”  he exclaims.  Really, Boss?  You don’t really mean that, do you?  Because when we say it about you…we usually do.  Mean it, that is.

    6:18:36 A.M.  – Connell is broadcasting live from Philadelphia where he is covering the Democratic Convention for WABC and Fox Business.  He’s set up at the Wells Fargo Center Arena, apparently, at a hot dog stand.

    NEWS WITH MUSTARD AND SAUERKRAUT

    6:40:27 A.M. Jeff Greenfield, who holds the honor of being the most frequent guest of all time, is on and he makes the observation that American Voters we would be more against an atheist in the White House than any other belief.  Which will make it much easier for that Scientologist Candidate to run his campaign.

    PRESIDENT CRUISE WILL APPOINT GWYNNETH PALTROW SECRETARY OF MARS

    7:05:10 A.M. –  The I-Man comes back after the interview with Greenfield, and he’s not happy with Jeff’s defending the ‘Jew Card’ that the DNC was playing against Bernie Sanders.  He decries the hypocrisy and Anti-Semitism of the Democrats. Actually, what we want to know is, just exactly what a ‘Jew Card’ is.

    THE ‘JEW CARD’

    7:17:34 A.M.   Gunz informs us that he went to see ‘Guns n’ Roses’, and was amazed by how fat Axl’s gotten.

     “WELCOME TO MCDONALD’S WE GOT FRIES N’ SHAKES…”

    7:39:16 A.M.  Bo Dietl discusses his long-time friendship with Roger Ailes and mentions how difficult it is in the modern era to keep from saying innocent things that could be easily misconstrued as ‘Sexual Harassment.’   For example:  According to the Cumulus HR Sexual Harassment Tape, when a man says something to a woman, to the effect of: “Hey Sugar Tits…nice ass!” it runs the danger of being interpreted as something other than just friendly banter. 

    A MAN COULD EASILY BE REFERRING TO A DONKEY IN FRONT OF SOME       

    SNOW-CAPPED PEAKS

    8:15:11 A.M. – Warner reports that Chicago White Sox Southpaw, Chris Sales, is not happy with the ‘Throwback’ uniforms the team wanted to wear, so he got a pair of scissors and went ‘OJ’ on the team’s jerseys.  The I-Man remarks that this could very easily be a Miranda Lambert song.

    MR. SALES, APPARENTLY, IS ALSO A ‘HUUUUGE FAN’ OF MIRANDA LAMBERT’S

    8:40:43 A.M. – An ‘On Fire’ Michael Riedel is practically foaming at the mouth condemning Hillary for being an evil, manipulative, anti-semitic criminal.   He has reluctantly swung over to Trump. 

    THE DONALD IS AMUSED BY RIEDEL…THE SWINGER

    8:41:07 A.M. – Riedel says that “It’s about time the rest of the world is scared of the U.S. “

    THIS DUTCH FAMILY IS VERY AFRAID OF THE UNITED STATES

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    In Light of the Story of the Morning    ‘The Jew Card’

    We present Family Guy’s

    ‘Best Jew Moments’

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYIFj4xdBhk

     

    (HUEY LEWIS & THE JEWS)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uIX-sBg-vg 

    Friday
    Jul222016

    Happy Birthday I-Man!

    6:05:00 A.M. –   It’s a big news day: Donald Trump’s speech, the departure of Roger Ailes from Fox, and tomorrow is the I-Man’s Birthday. 

    INFANT COWBOY

    6:08:16 A.M.  – The Conversation turns to the Trump Speech, and the consensus is that Donald went on a little too long…even GUNZ thinks that the 75 minutes got tedious.  We know how he feels.  His 6 minute ‘Briefings’ SEEM like 75 minutes. We guess he’s waiting for us to give him a sign…

                WITH APOLOGIES TO BILL ENGVALL, GUNZ: ‘HERE’S YOUR SIGN’

    6:20:40 A.M.  – Right on the heels of Roger Ailes’ departure from Fox this morning, there’s breaking news that an unnamed source from Fox Business has just accused Stuart Varney of ‘Being an asshole.’

    THE UNNAMED SOURCE’S ALLEGATIONS WERE COROBORATED BY

    99% OF FOX NEWS EMPLOYEES

    6:40:27 A.M.    An abbreviated ‘Vinnie From Queens’, and Mike Piazza’s being inducted to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, this Sunday, which inspires Warner to ‘Wax Nostalgic’ about Yogi Berra, who didn’t just catch, he ‘Controlled the game’.  Rob also remembers Yogi fondly, because, although not a Sports Fan, Yogi was the man who introduced him to Yoo-Hoo.

    YOGI’S ADVICE TO ROB:  “IF YOU CAN’T IMITATE HIM, DON’T COPY HIM”

    7:05:10 A.M. – This just in:  ‘Ailes Departure From Fox Slightly Delayed’.  Apparently, before getting into the car, Roger had to stop and wipe Stuart Varney off his shoes.

    DON’T WORRY ROGER…THEY SAY THAT’S GOOD LUCK

    7:17:34 A.M.   In the interest of ‘Full Disclosure’, while reporting Roger Ailes’ leaving Fox, Connell reveals that he’s also an employee of NewsCorp, the parent company of Fox.  He’s been a Fox Business reporter for years.  McShane says that all of his dealings with Ailes were nothing but professional.  Those he had with Lou Dobbs, however… 

    WE NOW PAUSE TO ALLOW YOU TO CLEAR YOUR MIND AFTER CONJURING THAT PARTICULARLY HORRIFYING IMAGE

    7:18:57A.M. – More birthday memories, as we discover yet another photo of the young ‘I-Baby’.   Here he is on his first birthday:

    BY THIS AGE, HE’D ALREADY FIRED 3 OF HIS OWN NANNIES

    7:39:16 A.M.  Kyle Kondik, the managing editor of ‘Sabato’s Crystal Ball’, the University of Virginia’s Center of Politics’ newsletter, is on, and Connell shares with him the part of the Trump Speech that, he feels, could put Donald over the top if he continues to use it as a campaign theme.  “I AM YOUR VOICE”.

    TRUMP’S MESSAGE IS GOOD NEWS FOR LOU FERIGNO AND MARLEE MATLIN  (ALTHOUGH WE’RE NOT SURE THEY HEARD HIM)

    8:05:11 A.M. – Another adorable shot of the Young I-Man, here he is at age 6, telling one of his parents’ ranch-hands “You get me some feed for my horse or I will beat your ass…”

    “JESUS, JOSE…ARE YOU FAT ENOUGH?”

    8:40:43 A.M. – New York Post columnist, Michael Goodwin is on, with his perspective on Trump’s acceptance speech last night.  He calls it ‘An American Manifesto for our troubled times.’   We’re not so sure we would’ve used the word that particular word…

    HE ALSO HAD A ‘MANIFESTO’.  WHICH DIDN’T WORK OUT ALL THAT GREAT

    9:15:30 A.M. – We Google Search for ‘Imus High School Yearbook Photo’.   THIS is what we found.

    CIRCA 1957.  HE WAS VOTED HOMECOMING KING, PRESIDENT OF ‘MATHLETES’ AS WELL AS ‘MOST LIKELY TO COUGH UP A LUNG’

     

    VIDEO OF THE DAY

    A Birthday

    Command Performance

    For

    The  I-Man

    The Great

    Delbert McClinton

    ‘GIVIN’ IT UP FOR YOUR LOVE’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxNnEEK6uG0 

     ‘GOOD MAN, GOOD WOMAN’. (W/BONNIE RAITT)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYkgeql5AiQ 

    ‘TWO MORE BOTTLES OF WINE’ (W/MARTINA MCBRIDE)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1jj8G-If3M 

    AND, OF COURSE, THE CLASSIC:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gnmdkShNc8